Junk Head 🦭

I’m just a seally guy!

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

I have been traveling for over 24 hours and haven’t slept. I’m on a bus that is still 2 hours away from my city. God help me

[Zeehondencentrum @Zeehondencreche]

This tub is meant for catching fish... but Lucas (formerly Shinkansen, first 2 photos) and Oranda (last 2) had other ideas. 😄🦭

Instead of just eating from it, they turned it into their own tiny swimming pool.

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

God bless Haneda airport for having smoking lounges

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

“Siri call my friends”

“No friends found”

“I’m sorry, Siri call my pawns”

“Calling 700 walruses”

“Wait what the fuck Siri that’s not what I said”

“Ooooouuuughhhhfhgfhhh”

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

The Grok subreddit is full of a bunch of losers complaining they can’t make ai goons anymore lmao.

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

Today I did something i thought I could only dream about. I visited Tokkari Center. This is the happiest day of my life, I got to meet my favourite little guys who have given me such joy. They were even cuter in person. I got to hear Tsuki’s moo for myself. I’m just so happy :)

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

They releasing new merch on the day im going. Im gonna cry

[アザラシシーパラダイス【公式】 @aguhiyori]

🎉【新商品のお知らせ】🎉
明日、8月3日から海洋交流館売店にて、Tシャツが新発売となります。
ましろくんがモデルです😊なんと、ましろくんの飛行機ポーズから発案し、筋トレに励む姿を飼育員がイラスト化しました！！これを着て、みなさんもましろくんと一緒にレッツ筋トレ！！💪🏻✨

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

Walked into a Lawson and asked if they had Pokemon cards and he genuinely hit this

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

I can’t believe it. I’m going to Tokkari Center tomorrow. I’m gonna see all my favourite seals. Yo-chan, Tsuki, Katsunori, Agu, Mashiro and SO MANY MORE!!!!! This is gonna be the greatest day of my life

[ChubberDunkus @Chuberdunkus2]

ngl I thought that Clark was gonna start an aquarium when this scene came up

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

@dcdc47609712 Such a cute face!

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

@Zeehondencreche I LOVE SEALS!!!!

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

@grindgod26 Buncha poops hanging out

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

Cons: No more David Jonsson :(

Pros: Everything else

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

Environmental storytelling

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

Just ate whale meat and smoked a cigarette at Shibuya crossing. I’m loving life, never been happier

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

Thanks for the photo @CDawgVA your cheque is in the mail

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

My Uber driver has this video pinned in his bio. Beast mode https://t.co/SIrB5LsOCx

[Junk Head 🦭 @fiddlerboi]

The @MoviesDayPod episode covering this will be great