Catstro

Chief Cat at Robinhood

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[Catstro @fidelCatstroRH]

I'm Fidel $Catstro the Chief Cat at Robinhood.

I heard i'm just "another cat meme".

https://t.co/d7uj2kUf9I

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[sonik @sonikcrypto]

Meet Fidel Catstro, Baiju Bhatt's cat. The cat is the Chief Cat on Robinhood (proof below).

All the proofs:

1- Baiju follows a cat profile named "Fidel Catstro" on Instagram: https://t.co/VL4pnbrDaZ

2- The same cat has a Facebook profile from 2012. On Feb 2014, Baiju posted a photo with the cat (https://t.co/pLQ3Gy3Gtc)

3- Baiju's face is covered by the cat on that photo, but searching Robinhood website on wayback, i found a different photo from the same day: https://t.co/VrhYGaADpS

4- Baiju Bhatt has some photos of this cat in his Instagram profile: https://t.co/9cacweV0Eq

5- Now you know that Baiju's cat name is Fidel Catstro, but the CRAZIEST THING is that in the same Facebook profile, in the section "Work", it shows that the cat is the "Chief Cat" on Robinhood since 2011 (15 years).

[Floro @FloroBotRH]

$FLORO cooking

• ⌘K is live
search a ticker · $AAPL · paste a CA
enter → token desk
same resolve as the bot
ambiguous? we list addresses. we don’t guess.

• portfolio is a multi-panel desk now
click a bag → chart stays open
entry / tp / sl lines on canvas
sell 25 / 50 / 100 without leaving
esc clears. keys 1 2 3 still kill size.

• hunt got terminal size
$5 / $10 / $25 / $50 size bar
hot / mcap / liq sort
desk · tweet · buy from the row
sol memes left · rh stocks right

• token desk:
entry + armed tp/sl on the chart
risk chips before you buy
your bag in eth + eth pnl

• takes that don’t move:
robinhood chain = home
solana = the reach
sells / rotates settle back to RH ETH
0.5% on buy/sell/rotate
send / bridge / burn / balance = free
export keys when you want out

@floroBotRH
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[Floro @FloroBotRH]

respect to @wirebotRH

they built a strong robinhood chain tweet desk
stocks, baskets, the rh surface
that lane is theirs

FLORO is a different animal

· we live on robinhood chain
· we leave for sol memes
·we come home to RH ETH every single time

wire stays on rh
we actually cross the chain

what that means in practice:

· fund RH ETH
· tweet buy on sol → relay → jupiter → bag
· tweet sell → consolidates back to RH ETH
· rotate A → ETH → B in one shot (sol ↔ rh)
· hunt shows sol memes + rh stocks on one screen
· equity marked to settlement eth
· tweet and click share one engine
· same limits, same clarify-or-die gate, same 0.5%

if you only trade rh stocks — wire is fine
if you want rh eth → sol meme → home without leaving the same bot and the same desk — that’s FLORO
@floroBotRH

first product linking rh eth to sol memes + pons via tweet
everything else is decoration

https://t.co/Dy3shZNIgy

[Catstro @fidelCatstroRH]

Applying for CTO in a few as the dev is just clamining fees without doing anything with them

I'm not the dev, i just made an x account to help

[Catstro @fidelCatstroRH]

Did you know $catstro is Chief Cat at Robinhood!l?

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[Catstro @fidelCatstroRH]

My only KPI is naps per day. We are exceeding targets.

[Catstro @fidelCatstroRH]

15 years as Chief Cat. Zero performance reviews. This is what leadership looks like.

[Catstro @fidelCatstroRH]

Also, blue checkmark is up.

[Catstro @fidelCatstroRH]

Sometimes Fidel Catstro is sleeping

Cat sleep -> cat wake up -> cat starts job at Robinhood

Thinking about 2012 memories for now. Brb

[Catstro @fidelCatstroRH]

Look who we got here @BaijuBhatt

[Catstro @fidelCatstroRH]

When played +100 Aura points gained