Chris Fidao

Slinging bytes through servers @laravel

[Chris Fidao @fideloper]

@samwhoo @mikker love these interactions. running around as a priest helping others randomly is my fav activity

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@_duncanmcclean @aarondfrancis getting me back for all the times i said his personal suffering was my weekly entertainment

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@aarondfrancis wen nyc

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@andrewculver oh man…the ones that made me cry, of course. there are several. “the inner light” rates the highest

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@IanLandsman @ryanhefner @aarondfrancis original tweet better

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@IanLandsman is this controversial?!?

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it’s been a week

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@jaydrogers that’s where we landed

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@simonhamp soon

[Aaron Francis @aarondfrancis]

when you approach an engineer as the marketing guy

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we love dashboards

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@MrSimonBennett big same

[Chris Fidao @fideloper]

one of said cool tools is patching without requiring a full redeploy

[Laravel @laravel]

At 14:00 UTC two critical security vulnerabilities will be patched in PHP.

These are extremely serious vulnerabilities affecting every PHP application on the web.

Laravel Cloud customers: we will begin automatically patching your applications as soon as the patch is released. No manual action is required.

Laravel Forge customers: you will need to manually update your server’s PHP version via the server’s Forge dashboard. If you are unable to update your server, it should be powered down.

Laravel Vapor customers: we will begin automatically re-deploying applications running on PHP 8 as soon as the patch is released. No patch is being released for PHP 7 -- immediately update all applications to PHP 8.

[Chris Fidao @fideloper]

These PHP shenanigans are a great team building exercise, at least.

Also it's shaking out some *really* cool tooling for us to use in the future.

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@ThePrimeagen beta is over like...today!

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@aschmelyun we have almost the exact same oven

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prob should be orbin'

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@0x23alfonso

[Chris Fidao @fideloper]

what if this is describing one person?

challenge accepted

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Every office at 4:30 on a Friday:

- The Ghost: green dot on Teams but has been at happy hour since 2

- The Hero: sends a "quick question" email that ruins three people's weekends

- The Martyr: "I'll just hop on for a bit this weekend," said loud enough for the manager to hear

- The Blocker: has had "Focus time" on the calendar from 3 to 5 every Friday for two years

- The New Guy: still at his desk. Nobody told him.

- The Manager: "Let's circle back Monday." Will not circle back Monday.