don’t forget: Parasite won

actor

[don’t forget: Parasite won @fidget_skinner]

R2D2 is trans 🎉

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NEVER FORGET one in the hand is worth two in the bush

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Doja Cat we need you

[KT @artkaisucks]

a different shade of green for all the ways I love you

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[don’t forget: Parasite won @fidget_skinner]

You can always trust someone named Gustavo

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Me: I’m worthless :’(

Me after making a lil homemade aoli: I’m a genius. I’m unstoppable. No one’s doing it like me

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What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss?

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

at least we can all agree, this is the worst style of art ever made

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I love when there’s ice in the urinal cuz it’s like a mini game

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I contain multi toots

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It’s so silly when we get embarrassed when our bodies make noises like yes that’s the sound of my tummy moving around the coffee I just drank remember? U watched me drink it

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Writing a dissertation on how Muppet is a gender

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I want to be famous only to be on Celebrity Jeopardy

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I think all people named Melina are lesbians. That’s what I’m thinking rn

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Never again do I want to know what’s happening on snapchat

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@avo_rage Harrison Ford lmfaoo

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto — the real one, not the fake one circulating online.

Here it is:
https://t.co/bnlcbLxIuL

[the lesser known fourth head of Cerberus @ethanrants_]

we have strayed so far from God’s light

[gothington @gothsons]

mama mia