FiDi FBoy

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[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@NYCMayor *Picks up the can that was kicked to his feet from 50 years ago*
*Announces plan to kick it to the next guy's feet 40 years from now*
*Makes a jump-cut youtube video about this*

Commentators: "Wow so great! Mamdani is the best mayor!!"

This is how mentally r*ped most NYers are

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

A fuckboy creates a feeling of safety in the state of play where there are no consequences. And in the fantasy, he ranks himself above her to create attraction.

His "real" attractiveness doesn't matter: feelings are real regardless of whether they came from fact or fiction

[fefe @fefewhitee]

os dois vivendo em um filme de comédia romântica

[Lipee @felpudinh0]

não é love bombing, eu realmente posso te amar por 2 dias e depois nunca mais querer saber de você

[mraes⁴⁴ @sophiamraes]

desculpa a demora pra responder é que aqui no vale da sombra da morte nao pega sinal

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@v3lvetbunni People aren't even honest to themselves about their own feelings

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@mimi12770 Then pack your riot shield and baton if i'm ever in your town

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

I think most guys wouldn't understand, but she's telling me she's not interested.

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@chaotichermes Not even just as an exception - it can actually generate attraction, as long as you also demonstrate pro-social behaviors as well.

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

Bruh

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@RealDianeYap The actual categories:

1. Ew, no way, never
2. Fine for long term potential, no hookups
3. Fine for hookups, no long term potential
4. Short and long term potential

2 is as insulting as 1

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@Darbs517 @krustykrabpzza5 I am a loser but never in a fight against a woman

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@the_fem_tm @liftlikelonn Incredible self-own. You don't even realize what you are saying

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@paulg Is that why girls keep denying my offer of a quickie?!?

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@o_____o IE the same experience as 99% of men?

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

Apparently, asian men pay a "hostess" to act interested in them, effectively buying the experience of a romantic connection without physical intimacy. Opposite of a prostitute who sells physicality without the connection (generally; some sell both)

And this is nearly as popular

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@jakozloski Thank you for your wisdom Jake. I'm taking it that you'll be walking home alone tonight through the hood. You've been avoiding conflict, which is an act of cowardice!

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@WSJ Imagine ruining your career because the woman you were horny-DMing exposed you

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

@robkhenderson Young men have far more reasons to hate young women. They need to up those numbers stat!!

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

You can make a girl dripping from both lips in the middle of a crowded cafe mid-day or in front of the waiter at a fancy restaurant if you want. No intoxication or dim booth lighting required.

[FiDi FBoy @fidi_fboy]

Another "pickup artist" idea (that seems to be frequently parroted only since recently) is only doing drinks dates. They need the ambiance of the environment to create sexual tension because they are unable to do it themselves