Dave💙

Not sure why there's a Steve McQueen photo here. Weird.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

In terms of corruption, @realDonaldTrump is gonna make Richard Nixon look like Ward Cleaver. #resist

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

"Greetings, I am JD Vance and I am a human. May I please interact with you other humans, of which I am also one. Ooh, sprinkles."

https://t.co/UDeUv7JJHS

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

As a writer who’s won many advertising awards for creativity, I’m now writing the content for my upcoming humor/satire website, The Daily Davester.

Will be in the vein of The Onion, but all written me.

I've started a GFM and would love any support.🙏 https://t.co/nojQuNebOK

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@polarsprite I'm glad they're okay. The pilot did a nice job landing that thing in windy weather.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

As a writer who’s won many advertising awards for creativity, I’m now writing the content for my upcoming humor/satire website, The Daily Davester.

Will be in the vein of The Onion, but all written me.

I've started a GFM and would love any support.🙏
https://t.co/yKn0QfXtc4

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@samlo_xo He's someone who hasn't done enough research into the Republican Party to know that they're not so fond of his ilk.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@MerielMyers Agreed. I think a love of gardening happens when you've had enough of the world's bullshit, so you learn to love feeding literal bullshit to your tomato plants.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@samlo_xo Helpful Hints for MAGAs:

"Your" is possessive. As in, "Your ideology believes 2+2=5."

"You're" is short for "You are." As in, "You're surprisingly self-assured for someone with a room temperature IQ."

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@RDValerie In 2019 I hit rock bottom one day when I had trouble getting into my car. So I started eating healthier and walking 1-2 hours a day, weight training 3-4x/wk. I've dropped 62 pounds and have my muscle/abs back w/ 32.5" waist. Never would I refer to my 2019 self as healthy. Absurd.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@RDValerie I always let this fella decide. And the answer is always "Playtime and Treats." Honestly, I may just be a maroon (Bugs Bunny reference) but throwing his toys in the backyard and watching him chase them down and bring them back just never gets old to me. Such wonderful simplicity.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@SundaeDivine And a big sneeze could keep you down for a week.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@MysterySolvent Lyin' Lilac

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@MysterySolvent MTG: "I don't even know who you are anymore."

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@DGComedy Bam!

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@MelanieIglesias That completely sucks. I hope it gets better for you.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@MelanieIglesias I'd have to go with Bat Signal.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@jayblackisfunny Geezus.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@PeteSouza Ronny's gonna need to prescribe himself some meds.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@emily_tweets Never get tired of hearing it.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@LEBassett Unless Kevin accidentally hits himself with the gavel.

[Dave💙 @fidorover]

@EllenBarkin #2: Popcorn