Bathsheba

Why be bitter when you can be butter?

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

A haiku about "summer:"
I didn't travel
3,000 miles to be
really dang chilly

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

This kid I'm sitting near ended "row row row your boat" with "life's a buttery dream," and I couldn't agree more !!!!

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

@ekuterbach yes!! Amazing!!!

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

@clintdetector this is a nice tweet

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

@chantalmao a GAME CHANGER!!!!!! There must have been so much face in everyone's walk!!!!

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

I just listened to TONI MORRISON speak and I never want to listen to anything else!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just released that international gangs are all over our cities. This will end when I am President!

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

Fred Armisen

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

Spring break was great even though I saw a dead whale and found mysterious, stray pubes in my loofa

[Tufts University @TuftsUniversity]

These were the first women to graduate from Tufts - the year was 1896. #InternationalWomensDay

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

Today marks 6 days, 12 hours, & 27 minutes since my favorite Nalgene was ripped from my hands (but not my heart) in an Über™. RIP in BPA💔

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

Hello! I'm just checking in and proving I'm alive!! (And getting #shrekd)

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

Idk if funeral songs exist, but I want mine to be a remix of DJ Khaled repeatedly saying "parfait"

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

@fieldofgreen Bitchez it is! Thanks for all your help everyone :)

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

Is it lame that I'm spending my birthday studying for finals?

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

Tomorrow officially marks 3 years from when I peaked! Cool!

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

@sawwahbeaw PLEASE! (And 3 and 4.... And maybe 5 and 6..)

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

I fly home in 12 days...,., when are we all getting brunch??

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

The fact that I will do almost ANYTHING for a free tshirt has both opened and closed quite a few doors for me

[Bathsheba @fieldofgreen]

Today I went on a run with my psych professor, and we hung out and talked like real people!! Yay college!