Not smart enough

Always waiting for them to catch up

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

Can't stand Reform.

Carol Vorderman has been my fantasy woman for decades.

However...

Carol's made a fortune from her sex appeal over the years.

She's being silly if she's demanding an apology because a guy admitted to wanting to do rude things to/with her.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

EXCLUSIVE: Carol Vorderman demands apology from Reform by-election candidate over lewd comments https://t.co/aTbF24reK9

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

@great_satire @David__Osland Your counterargument is ignoring the 'seven-figure salaries' part of David's point

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Supermarkets are happy enough for taxpayers to subsidise their low-paid workforce with in-work benefits so they can pay their bosses seven-figure salaries. But ask them even to consider voluntary price caps on basic foods and they'll slam the idea as 'preposterous'.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Never forget that Grenfell Tower was only fitted with cladding in the first place because a Tory council considered it to be an eyesore for the wealthier residents of Kensington & Chelsea

[Zara Hussain @zarahussain999]

British patriots threaten, bully and intimidate a Muslim asylum seeker from returning to his accommodation at a hotel.

They demand he “Turn around now.”

The frightened young man walks away, wandering the streets.

Disgusting and unacceptable behaviour. Enough is enough.

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

Elon knows Jesus Christ wasn't white, doesn't he?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A glaringly obvious double-standard

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

Why didn't he spend that £1.4m on personal security?

Can't be taking chances like that, Nige

[Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky]

EXC: Nigel Farage bought a £1.4m house in cash shortly after the £5m gift from Christopher Harborne, @AliFortescue reveals

Reform say the offer and the purchase “process” began before the gift.

Reform spox: “The relevant chronology is straightforward. The offer and purchase process for the property commenced before the gift. Mr Farage had already passed proof of funds and the relevant checks before receiving the gift. The purchase was therefore already proceeding independently of it.”

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

FOR. HIS. PERSONAL. SECURITY.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash, shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, Sky News learns.

Sky's political correspondent @AliFortescue has this exclusive story ⬇️ 

https://t.co/LKwzx3IN3x

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

@BBCNews So, Wes Streeting isn't self-aware enough to know he comes across as an insincere bellend.

This won't end well.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I’d just like to say a big thank you to everyone who supported us in the elections. Not just the gullible fuckwits, but the ignorant morons too and all the racist bellends. Thank you all so much.
#electiontresult2026

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

I'll never vote Reform.

However...

I'm more than willing to acknowledge the decency of this tweet.

[Cllr George Hall @GeorgeH72711709]

Dan - As someone who’s been out door-knocking for the other side in this election, I hope in future you could refrain from recording volunteers as they knock doors. Spirited and civil disagreement, yes! But as someone that’s been told to “fuck off” amongst other things and repeatedly had doors slammed in my face, I can tell you that this kind of stuff is no good for the democratic process. It can make political canvassing a daunting and sometimes genuinely dangerous thing to engage in.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Kemi Badenoch, the Tory leader, actually went on the BBC and questioned whether Tommy Robinson (Tommy Robinson!) is “creating a climate of intimidation and violence” with his rally. Astonishing. She’s a disgrace. The safety or ‘feelings’ of UK Muslims don’t count for her.

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

So life is 14 years nowadays, eh?

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

@SkyNews Let's not jump to conclusions.

I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation for why he had a rotting corpse in his boot.

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

@SkyNews @Stone_SkyNews Mid-terms will (hopefully) prove even his most ardent supporters are sick of him.

If they don't, the UK really needs to find a way to cut ties with the US.

The US is hated in many parts of the world.

They can't be trusted, either.

I can't see how that can change.

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

@MoneySavingExp Sod repurcussions.

You've earned it.

Enjoy.

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

@RoyalMail @RoyalMail I've got a video doorbell, you lying sack of shit.

Fix this situation today!!!

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

@RoyalMail are liars.

They're shit, rip people off, and LIE!!

[Not smart enough @fieldsidreamin]

@RoyalMail I can't even attempt to reschedule because the lazy incompetent twats didn't leave a card on Saturday (i.e. the one time they attempted delivery).

Shifting delivery windows, lies about trying again the next working day, then fucking lying about an attempt on Tuesday