fieldy

Misanthrope, The Bourne movies are loosely based on my life. Married to the gorgeous @FieldSlinger!

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@richiescott22 ha ha this is my dream home!

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@gemriley10 put a picture of yourself on your doors, that'll scare them away!

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@gemriley10 what's happened now kidda?

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@SteveOnTheDocks ha ha you tit!

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@andyriley15 @sedgleytruck more like 4 or 8!

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@sedgleytruck I'm still in bed marra! Wrecked!

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@sedgleytruck it looks like at the age of 32 I've made the transition from lock to centre!

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This is just a series of retweeted bullshit isn't it. #saysomething

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Oh good lord. . . https://t.co/8YlNu5Q9GO

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@Christina40977 and that's why they fuckin stink!!

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@Christina40977 bet they still had their big coats on in this weather didn't they!!

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@FunnyVineVideo I was at this game, I cried for him!

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It's tit Monday! Suns out, baps out!

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The film Bridesmaids, why did that happen!?

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When I watch Come Dine with Me it just shows me four more people to hate.

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@high_on_glitter the one where the Dear dies at the beginning, never fails to cheer me up!

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@RomeshRanga I do, that's why I cry!

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@RomeshRanga cheers for favouriting my inane bollocks, maybe tonight I won't cry-wank myself to sleep. But I probably will.

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@RomeshRanga yes!!!! Correct, my mother is a bitch she's gone to Greece and left me no food and a dog to walk!

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@RomeshRanga veggie burritos are pointless mate!