How most Tinder dates come to my house dressed saying shit like “ I know your rep. Don’t get any ideas. We aren’t doing shit tonight” 5 mins later she’s telling me she thinks she can take all my cock balls deep in her ass.
Your mom is such a perverted bitch that she wanted to watch you lose your virginity.
I don't think she expected me to be this rough, but she wasn't gonna stop me.😈