🗿Nicholas Lockyer🗿

taking a break from Twitter

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

If you want to see Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and arrested until she pays back the £136,000,000 she owes the taxpayer please RT!

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Uxbridge and South Ruislip has remained Conservative by a slim margin.

Those absolute fucking morons.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

As we died, watched the funerals of loved ones on zoom, refrained from hugging family and as NHS workers battled to save us, severely lacking in resources and protected only by plastic bags - the Tories partied.

As a reward, a number of them have been made lords.

Bastards.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

3 more sleeps.....
Tory policy.....lie, repeat, lie, repeat, attack, lie, repeat, attack.....to the point where we don't believe a single word anymore....
We see right through you...
We have the receipts...
Tick tock.....
xx

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Dear @GBNEWS,

£12tn is the total GDP of all the countries in the trading bloc

Not the boost the UK will get to it

Our boost will be about £1.8bn

…over 10 years

So perhaps stop being utterly disingenuous bellends?

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

New info for you. I've been harassed by ⁦Johnny Mercer's⁩ wife for months.
This is from just one day in April ⏬ + much more abuse elsewhere
I didn't respond at all
Until he mocked military using foodbanks. She's paid c£45k on MP expenses (+200% pay rise) to do this?
RT

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Ben Mallet in braces has just been awarded OBE in Johnson Honours List #PartygateVideo CCHQ #Gove

Mallet works for @TheMessinaGroup
Messina Group says it's trusted by world leaders!!!
Let's advise CEO Jim @Messina2012 what the UK thinks about Mallet?
Write yr thoughts here? RT

And you @MozForMayor Moz Hussein..he's running yr campaign for London Mayor, what are your thoughts?

[Matthew Payne @Matthew82069336]

Snob Stanley Johnson thinks we're a nation that can't spell Pinocchio. I think we can spell "No Seat in House of Lords For Wife Beater" well enough though. An appropriate statement for an inappropriate cunt!

[🗿Nicholas Lockyer🗿 @fierylaserteeth]

@sandy68742 New album ? I have not any good ?

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Rishi Sunak decides not to order inquiry into Su-Ellen (named after Dallas apparently) Braverman speeding row

So Sunak,currently under inquiry & denying he's broken the ministerial code himself, decides that she hasn't broken the code either.

Tory theme? https://t.co/udebW7v1pD

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

2am....

Tories have already lost 49 seats....
(and 2 councils)

Just 951 losses to go 💪🏼

#AThousandSeats #LocalElection2023

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Yes, well I would like to take this opportunity to tell The Bank of England’s Chief Economist to fuck off.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Met with Rees-Mogg

Did the best I could in 9 minutes…

[David O'Brien. @david097149]

@Conservatives Sit down.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

I'm howling laughing 😂

@LeeAndersonMP_ quickly changed his bio from NOT including Conservative to now, since my tweet earlier, adding a Tory reference

Then he tells me to "act your age" 😂

Lee luv, get a grip 😂

RT gang 🙏🏼 It's too funny not to
#ToriesDeletingTory

[🗿Nicholas Lockyer🗿 @fierylaserteeth]

@mjharmer @darrengrimes I think it’s because he is a cûnt

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Morning!

Your reminder…

That election rigging doesn’t come more obvious than this:

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Back of my Polling Card for local elections. For 1st time, photo ID is required. Card gives many options for elderly or those with disability. None, NONE, for younger or student voters. The policy is simply biased against younger voters, designed to suppress their vote.

[Seb Ate @Mrbaiti]

This lady has just spent 2 mins absolutely eviscerating the Conservatives on their record on EVERYTHING 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #BBCQT
“ I’m staggered that you think you’re succeeding…
Watch and listen!

[🗿Nicholas Lockyer🗿 @fierylaserteeth]

@Keir_Starmer Fraud