Lindsay Webster

Cheerfully bimbling along through life, a Border Lad in good old Fife...

[Lindsay Webster @FifeReiver]

@McivorJaymey Drain the swamp then refill it from Nigel's rancid septic tank? No thanks.

[Lindsay Webster @FifeReiver]

@BenGrahamUK Trump's deranged, Putin's in hiding, Xi is astute enough not to care and, being French, I'm sure Macron isn't beyond a wee dance.
If this is the best you've got, I don't think you're going to survive the next 3 years outside of a home for the bewildered...

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@TheBritLad With 32000 schools in the UK, you'll be spending millions every year on flags. Not to mention the associated costs of flag poles and their maintenance. Who's going to raise the flag in the morning and strike it at night? Where will the money come for this?
Performative nonsense

[Lindsay Webster @FifeReiver]

@DanielJHannan You had Lord Awful but decided to send him to Holyrood...

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@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk Do something useful, humanitarian or worthwhile and maybe you'll get a look in.

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@Nigel_Farage What about Lord Awful or whatever he's styled?

[Lindsay Webster @FifeReiver]

@raelbrav I didn't think 12 year olds were allowed to have accounts on X.

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@RupertLowe10 You insulted and degraded the victims of the Dunblane Massacre so maybe sit this one out.

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@juneslater17

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@GyllKing Probably left the pub pissed and wrapped the car round a lamppost

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@ZiaYusufUK @Nigel_Farage Good luck painting @CountBinface as part of the establishment! 😆

[Lindsay Webster @FifeReiver]

@Hallibody @ShippersUnbound I'd say there's a danger of the Monster Raving Looney Party splitting the nutter vote but I'm not sure which side the nutters will be voting for... 😵‍💫

[Lindsay Webster @FifeReiver]

@LibDems please, just this once, would you consider lending your excellent by-election campaigning team to @CountBinface ?
You could achieve great things... 😁

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’ve always never been able to decide which is Britain’s most beautiful bit: North Devon or the Yorkshire Dales. But I’ve just spent the last three days in the Scottish Borders and now I have an answer. God almighty, they’re beautiful. Also, I bought some cows there.

[Lindsay Webster @FifeReiver]

@almurray Someone with a golf ball tried to help me with that last night!

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@DrGW0 @YoungBobRB @lucyjaynewhite1 @Dillon_Bliss It fits if you think of "Patriot" in terms of the US missile defence system as they're a bunch of absolute rockets! 🚀😁

[Lindsay Webster @FifeReiver]

@wacomup @francismmaxwell Scott McTominay?

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It's remarkable that @almurray and @James1940 , sat around the kitchen table, chatting like two blokes in the pub, can produce a more fact-filled and entertaining account of the Second World War than Tom Hanks and the vast resources of @HISTORY

[Lindsay Webster @FifeReiver]

@StephenCol11189 @campbellclaret You doubt we won't... So you think we will? 🤔

[Lindsay Webster @FifeReiver]

@R1100GSBlueNose @michaelgove @carolecadwalla @TrevorPTweets Cocaine?