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Casey, 27. shitposts up to 75% off while supplies last. go follow my girlfriend @tortoisquad for better tweets

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There must have been so many people who would have had insane fetishes if they didn't live in the past. Like there were definitely guys in medieval France who would have been into latex or w/e. Who knows what weird shit will exist in the future that we can't even conceive of

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trees may be a big name in the plant industry but I think they're still underappreciated. imo

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got too excited when a Jeopardy question about Eurypterids came on

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@YGOMasterDuel Personally, I am a big fan of GATTO DA SOCCORSO. #MASTERDUELSweepstakes

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hey girl do you wanna hear about my top 3 non-lethal aviation incidents

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hoop snake

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Does anyone have any examples of "Skeleton music", aside from the obvious? I'm researching something

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why do shirts cost $40 now

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hate job interviews. like yes I have more questions but you won't like them

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does anyone here have a football team they care about

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WHY am I DIZZY

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nvm. forgot about health insurance

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hard to imagine a corporation that hates its users more than microsoft does

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nobody knows how fucked up and weird lichen is

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horseshoe crabs are such good animals

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shouting "you'll never take me alive!!" and then dramatically jumping off the pier into my getaway boat but the water level has lowered due to global warming and i just land in the dirt and give myself a concussion

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perhaps I am simply not very good at video games

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Cause like, you can add stuff to water to make it thicker, but most things you can drink are primarily made of water, and I'm not sure you can make it thinner

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Are there any drinkable liquids that are less viscous than water?

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@tortoisquad yeah it's tomorrow! My flight gets in around 10pm