fiona

the best OB-GYN u ever had

[fiona @fifilane69]

Got her @ the shampoo bowl like UhHHhh yEAh fEEls SO GoOd

[fiona @fifilane69]

Whenever I run out of my Lexapro I just go to Bath & Body Works and that usually holds me over for at least a day or 2

[fiona @fifilane69]

@070shake Blood on my hands. Painfully romantic. Breaks and heals your heart.

[fiona @fifilane69]

Ok I am sorry guys but Chappell chose that corset over hitting the notes

[jamesyyy 🫦🫦 @diabetic_thot]

how it feels when I remember I have real ass friends and they add so much to my life

[fiona @fifilane69]

Woke up with rock hard breasts this morning, huge win for me

[fiona @fifilane69]

I'm getting a little tired of your broken promithes, promithes

[fiona @fifilane69]

Wearing my pants backwards today

[fiona @fifilane69]

@renfairebarbie @diabetic_thot I’m peeing my pants

[fiona @fifilane69]

@diabetic_thot @dumbtw1nk WellBu think you fell out of a coconut tree?? 💚

[fiona @fifilane69]

It’s amazing what a lil piece of mozzarella can do for the soul

[fiona @fifilane69]

So tired today I reached for my seatbelt on the G train

[fiona @fifilane69]

@short_ayyy It’s true. And then when you leave the function we experience the 5 stages of grief.

[fiona @fifilane69]

@diabetic_thot I’m peeing

[fiona @fifilane69]

The lights from the train coming into the station is a religious experience for me

[fiona @fifilane69]

If I threw it, it was thrown so if I chew it, was it not: chown ???

[fiona @fifilane69]

Just got my ass absolutely handed to me at the first ballet class I’ve taken in 9 years and I loved it

[fiona @fifilane69]

She asks to put on some music and proceeds to play Bon Jovi
… I would die for her

[fiona @fifilane69]

I wanna like Billie’s new album but it’s all ukulele so what am I sposed to do with that :/

[fiona @fifilane69]

@flakkita20 Honestly u don’t even wanna know

[fiona @fifilane69]

Took half a Xanax yesterday in Williamsburg and proceeded to spend $1,400 and eat an entire pint of ice cream. Has this happened to you or no??

[fiona @fifilane69]

@short_ayyy YES