Kofi Akakpo

[Kofi Akakpo @fifimetaphor]

@Bochka69 @UtdPlug @DiscoMirror Notice how virtually no one responded to your comment. People know they are being fed BS but it allows them to talk and sound like they know things the manager doesn't.

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The @nytimes believes one of the highlights of the Afcon Finals, a spectacular finish to the continent's premier sporting event, is that it was played in a Chinese built stadium. Unbelievable!

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A pretty kettle of fish, this one.

[Nik Stankovic @nikstankovic_]

This made rounds on Serbian social networks today. It's like trying to explain what's happening in Europe and West Asia to Chinese, or Americans for that matter.

None of it makes sense, at least through the prism of religion.

- Are Russians and Ukrainians fighting over religion?
- No, both are Orthodox Christians.
- The Ukrainians are supported by America, and the Russians by China...
- That's right.
- The Chinese are atheists?
- Yes.
- And America?
- There are some Protestants, Catholics, Mormons and atheists in America...
- And Israel?
- What Israel?
- What are they?
- They are of the Jewish faith.
- And the Palestinians?
- Palestinians are Muslims. Sunnis.
- Who supports the Palestinians?
- Iran.
- Are Iranians Muslims too?
- They are, but Shiite Muslims. Who normally do not agree with the Sunnis, but if they have to choose between them and the Jews, then they are with the Sunnis.
- Yup.
- And the Albanians?
- Albanians are for Jews.
- But they are Muslims?
- They are, but they are with America, and America is with Israel.
- OK. Then the Serbs from Bosnia are certainly against Israel.
- Nope, they are for Israel.
- Ok, and if Muslims from Albania are for Israel, then Muslims from Bosnia are also for Israel.
- No, they are for Palestine.
- Ok... And the Croats from Bosnia, they are in the Federation with the Muslims, so they are also for Palestine?
- No, Croats from Bosnia support Israel...
- And Serbs from Serbia are surely for Palestine, which did not recognize Kosovo, and against Israel, which recognized it?
- Nope, Serbs from Serbia are also for Israel.
- And the Ukrainians?
- For Israel.
- Then the Serbs are surely for Ukraine when they are also for Israel.
- No, most Serbs support Russia.
- Oh fuck, I felt like hitting something...
- Try it.
- And the Croats?
- For Israel.
- Then the Croats are also for Russia?
- No, they support Ukraine.
- Russians support Israel, right?
- No, the Russians are for Palestine because Iran is with them, and Iran is Russia's ally.
- Ok, then surely Muslims from Bosnia are for Russia, because Iranian Muslims are with Russia, which is for Palestine, and Ukraine is for Israel. Right?
- No, Muslims from Bosnia are for Ukraine and against Russia because Serbs from Bosnia are for Russia.
- Now nothing is clear to me anymore... And the Turks?
- What Turks?
- Turks are Muslims, so they are for the Palestinians?
- Well, not really, the Palestinians drove the Turks out of Palestine together with the British, so they don't like each other too much.
- Are the Palestinians enemies of the Turks?
- No, the enemies of the Turks are the Kurds.
- What are the Kurds doing now?
- Kurds are atheists.
- Yes, the Kurds are surely with the Chinese because they are also atheists.
- No, the Kurds are with the Americans.
- Then the Turks are against the Americans if the Americans are with the Kurds?
- Ultimately, the Turks are in NATO, America's allies.
- What the hell, what about those Armenians?
- What about them?
- What are they?
- They are Christians.
- Are they with the Russians?
- No, with Americans.
- But those Azerbaijanis expelled them from Nagorno-Karabakh?
- They did.
- Are those Azerbaijanis for Muslims from Palestine?
- No, they are for Israel.
- Then surely they are also against Iran because Iran is for Palestine?
- Azerbaijan is with Iran.
- And these Syrians are Muslims?
- They are.
- Then they are with the Turks?
- No, Turks and Syrians bomb each other all the time.
- The Turks are against the Kurds, so surely the Syrians are with the Kurds?
- No the Kurds and the Syrians also bomb each other.
- Well then Syrians must support Israel?
- No way, Syria is with Palestine 100%.
- Crazy. And the Montenegrins?
- What about them?
- Who are the Montenegrins with?
- Before, they fought against Japan when there was the Russo-Japanese war in 1905, and now they are allied with it through America and NATO.

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Ayi Kwei Armah, Osiris Rising https://t.co/6sXOvAIw0p

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😂😂😂

[_.CK @_kayyjoe]

First Ghanaian to land on the moon. So proud of our country 🙏🌏

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EDEN 3.0 https://t.co/zEkG1kEmfY

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Toward an ‘African’ Architecture https://t.co/B1hGmjFEm2

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On Tafuri’s L’Architecture Dans Le Boudoir: The Language of Criticism and the Criticism of Language. https://t.co/ioadWS3yEx

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Trying out Data Shredder from @cbldatarecovery to securely wipe data https://t.co/dLGGakyqXO

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Cutest things ever!

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"I'm a full-time daddy to these fluffy baby pandas." What it's like to take care of a pair of history-making cubs https://t.co/MKYajt8BYF

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On Ornament in Architecture https://t.co/F3ZdqScZHd

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Packed house for the panel on The Prosperity Paradox at #ADC2019 #AfricaDevConf #AfricaDevelopmentConference

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The panel on The Prosperity Paradox is about to start. If you are at the conference, please join us in R306. #ADC2019 #AfricaDevConf #AfricaDevelopmentConference

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Ambassador Fatima Mohammed at #AfricaDevelopmentConference #AfricaDevConf
#ADC2019

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On Spirituality and Architecture https://t.co/gdKglk0EGf

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SMH. Kids these days have no respect. @jaytatum0 dunking on the old man like it's nothing. #PlayOffFinal

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@Love_NoLimits Congrats

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This was the best all All Star game in a long time. #NBA #NBAAllStar #AllStarWeekend #AllStar

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Oprah's speech though. #GoldenGlobes #GoldenGlobes2018