fiona ♒︎

i’m aristotle but for girls

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

🖤🍸🐈‍⬛🕸️🪐

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

I’m crying at the area code why she from Westmoreland bro

[cunning linguist 🦇 @p3quenaww]

SHE DEADASS ADDED HER CONTACT TO MY PHONE 😭😭

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

I’m crying all day I thought he was a rapper named ANT Farm bc I didn’t recognize him….

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Off Campus’ actress Mika Abdalla and her fiancé, ‘A.N.T. Farm’ star Jake Short, have split after 5 years together.

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

Me just give it a few years

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but who’s the Gen Z this

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

Mikey Madison EMPLOYED

[Genius Tech @Geniustechw]

Dear God, what the hell is Casino butter?

[COCAINE BARBIE @TAKEMEBACK2LA]

Do I have a shot at winning? No. But am I good at the game? No. But do I have somewhat good reads? No. But am I entertaining? Not exactly. But surely I’m funny right? Not in the slightest.

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

playing gta 5 and lmk why lana del rey would date trevor

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

#NewProfilePic

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

how 2026 has felt

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

just watch the pitt and shut the fuck up please

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

@PopCrave @JoshShapiroPA DO SOMETHING????

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

they’re calling it peak cinema i heard…

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

embracing sundays now that i'm off for two weeks and the scaries can't get me

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The teaser trailer for ‘JIMMY,’ starring KJ Apa as Jimmy Stewart has been released.

In theaters November 6, 2026.

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

?????

[carol strapka @kjmwexler]

AND EVERYONE WAS SAYING WE WERE CRAZY FOR SHIPPING THEM. YUP YUP I KNOW THATS RIGHT

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

when the numbers on the authenticator app turn red it feels like being in the hatch from Lost and hearing the beeps

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

the D.E.N.N.I.S system

[taoki @justalexoki]

this is genuinely the worst advice i have ever read in my entire life. this guy is 100% a virgin

[777 @_garrettcharles]

butter chicken garlic naan mango lassi

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

Fiona as Princess Buttercup for Halloween

[fiona ♒︎ @fifionaa_]

come to the function bro there’s literally humble folks without temptation here…