Dee🦋

Floating and existing

[🆎 @abid_196]

This is the weather ppl cried to go back to💀

[Felix @felixherbt]

Those who sold petrol at N67 and N165 per litre are incompetent leaders, while the one selling it for N1,550 is a nation builder.

You’re just a foolish being!

[Dee🦋 @fifithefawn]

My mum says she’s “incorporating my dad into watching her AI TikTok shorts” 🤦🏾‍♀️

We need to have a serious discussion on how we can deter people from using AI omg 🤧

[M-Jay🪅🍉 @Jamesoflife]

Male humor is implying that penetrative sex is degrading and whoever is at the receiving end is being “defeated”. This is how rape culture is casually enforced through sports and then we wonder why male athletes get so much support from fans when they end up abusing women

[💥 Fr. Cyriacus Kamai 🇳🇬 @vakkai]

Nigeria is so corrupt that people hate Peter Obi for not being a thief. 😂

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Rich people were stealing indomie during lockdown, our athletes only had a pair of kits at the Olympics. Fucking disgraceful, kleptocratic and embarrassing bunch of people.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I have seen millionaires in dollars say something isn’t worth the price, only a Nigerian who is poor as shit will argue that it’s your lack of money that is making you complain about the price of an item.

[kovan / kel 🏳️‍⚧️ @Kovanartz]

Being in a fandom where drama is frequent but you aren't 15 anymore so you don't care

[matt ༼ ◕_◕ ༽🇵🇸 @GhostStoriesEnd]

Trying to understand why a prominent Tory party member organising contract killings isn’t being given wall to wall coverage. The BBC hasn’t even mentioned it on their site.

[James @MrJamesKe]

Dictators will always insist that you follow the proper channels to remove them from power because they know they have captured those very channels. They are confident the system will protect them, not the people.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Budget released to the ministry of health in 2026 -• N36million

Budget released to the Chief of staff for ‘Ebola’ -• N10bn

Lmaoo! May the lives of everyone supporting this government become the way they are running this country. Amen🙏🏽

[Dee🦋 @fifithefawn]

My mum said I better pass my dvsa theory test or she’s gonna laugh and torment me 🤧

Who needs enemies when this motivates me to read already 😂

[LEE @authenttick]

seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit

[Tumeigh @simplytumeigh]

It’s so satisfying buying something you once thought was too expensive🥹

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

2 months Before CHRISTMAS and my only wish is to become financially blessed, healthy and genuinely happy.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

The other side can kill and harass people but Peter Obi must caution obidients, you people will definitely not die well.

[Tofyn 🐾 @tosin_tofyn]

Even as a joke or bants

This period,don't even let me know you support Tinubu

Mo ma gbe iyalaya eh shepe ni

[Avy @avyloveyou]

Two people i hate rn

1. Tinubu ❌
2. Anybody supporting Tinubu ❌

[kiki ,The Clothing Vendor @SauceKiki]

If you were truly a lover girl, you’ll know how to love your friends too . Not just boys

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

Falling out with one of your good friends is worse than a breakup.