Fifjam

If you're curious if I'm funny, just ask me.

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@barstoolsports Questioning @barstoolsports allegiance right now.
It's actually annoying.

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@DMagazine @NotJackKemp Is this a parody account?

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Just entered this @MagnoliaRecord contest! Enter here: https://t.co/HIWoc7sH5b

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@guideforlovers

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@MyPlayboysBunny @Cedille17 Yeah, how could anyone make it through 2 minutes of that?

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@wfaa Going full click-bait, I see.

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@peet2 LOL. This is the most FCD thing ever. Try to play both sides and lose a good young player and STM's at the same time.
Critical thinking has never really been their thing.

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@SoccerByIves Good God, you couldn't be more tiresome.

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@BrianStraus @3rdDegreeNet Broken. This league is a complete lost cause.

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@SoccerByIves This league is broken.

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@timbandy7 Less lethal like trying to physically subdue him?
Or less lethal options like tasers?
You're right. They didn't try any of that. They just drove up and saw a black guy and shot him.

And if nothing else, you've proven you don't know my type.

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@timbandy7 And in your fantasy world, putting an armed law enforcement officer in a head lock would be met with nothing more than a request to "Please do not do that, sir."
It's good to see you admit the game cancellation was definitely about Jacob Blake, though. You're making progress

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@timbandy7 Are you kidding? Players & coaches across all sports mentioned him by name.
But you're right. The fact that he had just committed another sexual assault on top of the one the cop knew he was already charged with plus had blown by 3 cops and shaken off a taser is irrelevant.

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@timbandy7 @FCDallas Equality, sure.
In the same month @FCDallas cut one acused abuser, they cancelled a game so they could cry about another.
@DanHuntFCD @LGonzalezFCD @rmhollingshead should probably call him and apologize.

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@rmhollingshead @FCDallas This ain't it, bro.

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@FCDallas You created a fake account to reply to a pink cow?

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@FCDallas That's why, as a STM, I'll be spending my money elsewhere.

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@dfwticket No one believes this.

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@fortworthpd @chiefkraus

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@rbpipkin As someone who listened to the Ticket for about 12 hours a day for more than 20 years, I'm finding it's been much easier since I just gave it up completely.
Oddly the week before this George Floyd story broke, thank God.