Ahmed 🍉 فگار

#KhudKalami #Figaar

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

Kuch waqt to lagega bhulaane mein uska naam,
PaRhte raho mujhe ke asar kar raha hun main...

[daniel hanuka📟 🇮🇱 @LionsOfZion_ORG]

Embarrassing.

Peter Doocy: “A wise man once said, in January 2020: ‘Iran has never won a war, but has never lost a negotiation.’”

President Trump: “Who said that?”

Reporter: “Donald Trump.”

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

@gulaab_ali_ Yaar :( it’s a perennial struggle to put on glasses and put them off for reading 😂

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

Dil kuch aisa jo kisi bhi baat se bedil na ho
Chahiye ek zindagi aisi ke jo mushkil na ho
Haa’n paRa rahne do humko apne maazi mein #Figaar
Ya’ani aisi shay ke jiska koi mustaqbil na ho…✨

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

@gulaab_ali_ 😂😂😂

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

@BisleriZone Here is the last cancelled order

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

@BisleriZone I’ve been trying to return 5 bottles of 20 litre which nobody is picking. Please connect.
Thanks

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

@BisleriZone We have. However, you guys have been of no help. Pathetic customer service

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

@BisleriZone I need to return empty bottles. Please advise - location is Powai

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

If you pay heed closely then every accusation is a confession 😒

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

میں نے اس کو اتنا دیکھا جتنا دیکھا جا سکتا تھا
لیکم دو آنکھوں سے آخر کتنا دیکھا جا سکتا تھا ✨

Maine ne usko itna dekha jitna dekha ja sakta tha
Lekin do aankho’n se aakhir kitna dekha ja sakta tha
✨✨

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

Ay dil ke walwalo! Shab-e-wa’adah fareb hai
Ta zindagi savera savera karoge tum…
#QateelShifai✨

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

نصیر کھیل نہیں‌ ہے شعور ِ ذات و صفات
خدا شناس کہاں، وہ جو خود شناس نہ ہو؀

پیر نصیرالدین نصیر✨

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Massive hike in #petrol prices is a prime example of the failure of Congress-led UPA. This will put a burden of hundreds of crores on Guj.

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

@PrimeMinisterEn hi team, please share email in DM to communicate for an invitation. Thanks

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

Haasil-e-Kun hai ek jahaan-e-kharaab,
Yehi mumkin tha itni ujlat mein…
#Jaun ✨

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

And since he hasn’t been impeached yet, that means the majority 🤭

[Bella Morris @Belorris]

people supporting Donald Trump are the most STUPID people on earth

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

So most Israelis are basically foreign mercenaries coming to save their fucked up imaginary promised land and most Palestinians are indigenous people defending their land. Tell me who is the terrorist now?😒

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

Waiting for the next wave of Operation True Promise with bated breath…
Somehow the ceasefire silence seems sinister 🫤

[Ahmed 🍉 فگار @figaar_]

I think Bihar deserved him 😂
Excellent competition to yogi for the next PM 🤣
Khaini master - Vocal for local tambakhu

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Journo: Are you even 10th Pass?

Samrat Chaudhary: I've completed my PFC from Kambradge University,I have Haffidafit on it

Jorno: I'm asking about yr 10th certificate

Samrat: I'm nt here for this

This is the new CM of Bihar whose degree is Fake too

Haffidvait & Kambrage 😂😂

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Prayer to God should consist of 99% giving thanks and 1% asking for shit.