Nicolaj Figaw - I containerize things 🦄

CTO & Founder @Mistware_eu - Master's in Comp.Sci, K8s CKA, french fries-, font loving, game making/playing, pun machine. He/him.
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2nd video is LIVE! If you missed the meetup "From Freestyle Jobs to Pipeline with JobDSL"

- A story about why and how you should go from manually configured Jenkins Jobs to jobs Configured as Code!

Devs: show it to your PO!
POs: empower your DevOps!💖
https://t.co/GJbDl46vec

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You can find it here^^
https://t.co/nIe1yV13Vy

(It looks super funky on the iPhone Safari browser, with the round buttons, but I'm.. fixing that..😅)

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Hello! I have trouble not starting new projects which I don't finish.. But this time I actually did finish something!
It's a small game of hidden letters and sentences. If you're into that sort of thing, you might have fun with it 🤷
It's called Wortigo! (without the "!" ��)

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I know I've been silent for a couple of months... But anyways, I'm building a public cloud aimed at serverless^^

We're taking on users and would love your feedback, if you want to try it out 🙌

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Sign up for early access over at https://t.co/IzXoJUkZCP

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Hello public library..yeah it's been a while, sorry. I'd like to borrow this ebook.......what do you mean "2 copies but both are currently rented out"!?

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Last night I had a nightmare about missing some exam before I could graduate.

I graduated in 2017. It's more than 5 years ago... Incidentally almost 2000 days as well. Fuck.
https://t.co/ELgKEPAGwV

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this is another kind of dark mode

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To be fair it's like 6 years old.

But I reserve my right to be annoyed, because I know there's 10.000 covers sitting in a basement somewhere with 100% the intention of forcing me to feel old and upgrade.

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Never thought I'd have to switch phones simply because I'd worn out the covers and I can't get a new one anywhere online...

Stop changing the size of shit every other week!

WTB: OnePlus 5 sandstone or karbon bumper case

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#NeverCompatible

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@klafbang I feel like I already have that on?.🤔

Otherwise that's not a stupid idea 😄

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Thank you for the spoilers Twitter.. I guess I wasn't going to watch that show anyways.

Looking at you "Trending column." 😡

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Minotaurs are currently out of stock, but soon (tm) @thedrlambda

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.. Also there's the pot commit / sunk-cost fallacy. Now I spent the 3 hours automating it, SO I MIGHT AS WELL BE HAPPY THAT I DID THAT! 😂

Can haz confirmation bias plz? 😹

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It's been a couple of months, and... I'm _sooo_ happy I did this.

Sure the payback of "30 seconds manual task" over "3 hours of coding and 1 second manual task" will only pay itself back after .. what.. +360 uses?

.. but the zero context-switching 🤔

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Of course I could just use the Alexa app, but that's suuper slow, loading all sorts of "omg, why, I don't need these features.." and the integration sometimes times out, and I have to wait for aaaaall of that..

This takes ~1 second to trigger, and then it does its own thing 💖

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This is what "hello world" tutorials feel like.

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@0xabad1dea Wow, thank you! It still looks amazing 😍

Dw, just say you've made one of those "find 5 differences" 😂

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So anyways, I'm growing tomatoes in my apartment. There are not many, they are not great. But they are there, and red, and I think that's awesome 💖

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Nice work on the snip and sketch btw.. Can't wait till you get that multi-monitor thing fixed.

Good thing one of your target-demographics, the developers, are famously known for having a single monitor 👌

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Why is it when Microsoft finally does something useful.. like a smiley pop-up for Win10.. they completely redesign the thing for Win11, including fkn gifs that don't WORK in textinput, and breaks the rest of it..

"Search for a smiley and <tab> 3 times to insert it with enter" 🤦‍♂️