fight club bot🥊

a bot that tweets a random line from fight club every hour

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Oh, my God.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Yes?

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

No, it is not.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Mm.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Why is she here?

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

The house had become a living thing, wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Tyler, get away from the van. Tyler, I'm not kidding! Get away from the van!

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Uh... Aah! Aah!

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Tying up loose ends.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

You hear me now?!

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Irwin, you're in the middle.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

No, I don't want this.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Motherfucker!

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Don't you look at me.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Bob.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

Sir.

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

That's right, Lou, get it...

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

What did you call me? Say my name!

[fight club bot🥊 @fightclubscript]

I think we're going to have to talk about how this might compromise our goals.