Fighting Cows Hockey

adult beer league hockey team from Atlantic City, NJ | for business inquires: [email protected]

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Incredibly proud to announce that the Cows are BACK TO BACK (4th place) CHAMPIONS.

Consistency is key 🔑

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IMPORTANT PLAYOFF GAME ANNOUNCEMENT

Good afternoon: despite concerns over the spread of COVID-19 tonight’s game is still on. However if the cows end up losing the game, the game will be declared null and void due to COVID-19. If Cows win, the results stand. Thank you.

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1. Carluccio’s is hot garbage you might as well eat DiGiorno

2. This guy could be eating racist Papa Johns pizza so that’s ok

3. Dude eats Domino’s 14 times a week - still in better shape than our entire team (probably)

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@SmalloryII_7 has a zillion more spots than @_schwartz94 will ever have! We love to see it

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Crazy. Halbe is back. Bringing some fresh energy to the team. He’s probably gonna show up to the game on a penny-farthing. fucking hipster weirdo

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@Mike_Adams3 Really hope his 1992 Chrysler starts up tonight and doesn’t break down on the brigantine bridge

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We have SOME REALLY big news coming out of the farm today

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Oh yeah by the way, Halbe’s rejoining the team I guess.

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Odds to fight first:

@CJ33Byrd vs @halbe +120
@Louis_Cav vs @halbe +350

@Louis_Cav AND @CJ33Byrd vs @halbe +2500

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Come out and see our new mascot tonight! Flyers Skate Zone @ Atlantic City - 8:40pm!

[dingo @_schwartz94]

fighting cows run on @LiquidDeath

[Raptor @Ilikedavedaily]

@FightingCows Yeah but I’m pretty sure he does the Fred flintstone thing in the movie where he can glide on trees. See below for Tarzan example:

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The avatar version of Jake Sully? guy is like 9ft tall without skates but can't bend air soooo

[Raptor @Ilikedavedaily]

@FightingCows I think he meant the movie, and I think the avatar version of Jake sully would be the best hockey player. But hey this is just one former coach’s opinion

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Three-way tie here

-Meers because he doesn't talk much so he's probably meditating or focusing on his airbending skills

- Lou because he's re-watched the show at least six times

- Conor because sometimes I swear that dude is literally on FIRE

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Happy Halloween! Remember this classic Halloween song?

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missionary

[tinypantz @tinypantz]

@FightingCows Best position for a chocolate milk cow

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If this hockey thing doesn't work out - we're becominng a Cabbage Merchant fan account

[Dan @kimkfanpage74]

@FightingCows Cabbage merchant!!!

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Don't ever try to put these two against each other, it's team Drake AND Josh. #hugmebrother #weallfromafrica

[Justin McGinnis @Just_McGinnis]

@FightingCows Are you Team Drake or Team Josh?

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Some would say Katara because of her water bending and the fact that ice is just frozen water, but it would be too obvious imo. Aang would be very subtle and more precise.