chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️

my structural perfection is matched only by my hostility⚡️she / her 🏳️‍🌈

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

Going to the OBGYN is weird because when you fold up your clothes on that chair, you make sure to hide your underwear from the very person who’s about to see your WHOLE ASS VAGINA AND BUTTHOLE.

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

@GovPritzker please don’t leave us.

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

Election night viewing alternatives where you can watch nazis take massive Ls:

The Sound of Music
Raiders of the lost ark
Indiana jones and the last crusade
Inglourious basterds
Jojo rabbit

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

Mike Ditka appears if you do this with a beef in Lake Michigan.

[Damarys @RoatansFinest]

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

Better this than pictures of Lord Shelton’s anus 🖤

[Jim O'Heir @JimOHeir]

I don’t mind being in the mix but that’s the best pic of me that they could come up with? LOL

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

Does he look like a bitch?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What’s the greatest question ever asked in a movie?

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

LABYRINTH was released 38 years ago today. An 80s fantasy classic and childhood favourite of millions, the behind the scenes story is as outrageous as the Goblin King...

1/35

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

That’s trixie Mattel out of drag

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

The states that don’t let convicted felons vote shouldn’t allow a convicted felon on the ballot…

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

i need something that will make me feel the way i felt when i first heard live through this by hole.

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

I wonder if white people know they’re allowed to leave their dogs at home or if I’m the only one who got that memo

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

“JE SUIS READY TO PLOW” - the French president, probably

[ITV News @itvnews]

The French president is stepping in after the country's birth rate hit its lowest point since World War II. https://t.co/DYEryqEU1n

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

We’re in da top two-tree

[CBS Chicago @cbschicago]

Chicago accent among top 10 most attractive in the U.S., survey finds https://t.co/owzpSLLluB

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

@lmariemoss Something that billows in the wind so people can see how hot you are from miles away

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Rosemary's Baby works because there are scary concepts besides Satanism in it like "What if your neighbors were annoying?" and "What if you wore a cool outfit and no one cared."

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

@morrtis_ This aggression will not stand.

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

lol like any of us talk to our daddies

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

He found out about fanfics didn't he?

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Sometimes the chyrons are just perfect.

[chevy yukon cornelius 🌈⚰️ @fightsactualfoo]

@lmariemoss Im toast foshow