haunted ice cream wife

she/her, Minnesota, ADHD, child containment expert, quitter, patron saint of beans 🩷💜💙

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

Hmmmmm I'm pinning this tweet ok bye

[Ozymomdias @ozymomdias]

@fightyoctopus No.
You are a majestic goddess of beans.
This is the way

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@MarianneRightm1 @BrandiLee698 @historyinmemes ......how many identities you got bro

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@2030soccergirl @MayorFrey .... billboards are what happens?

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@SaltyCatChron @oratleasthonest @archeohistories Stop engaging with this guy y'all he thought THIS was a good point 😂

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@dwaldenwrites Not even joking on the 2/10, this is legit so cobbled together by Midwest standards

[Dan Walden @dwaldenwrites]

One way you can tell these people do not go to church is that they have no idea what one 67-year-old lady from Redeemer Lutheran can fit in a station wagon. This is a 2/10 on the church potluck scale, not even trying that hard.

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@solaverbo wait who are you? like do I know you or

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

[endless laughter] ahhh yes the radical fringe (5th largest protestant denomination in the county) (if you see a traditional looking church building in MN you assume it's ELCA) (there are at least 4 within walking distance of my house in the Twin Cities)

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

As a confessional Lutheran, I'm getting a lot of questions about Tim Walz possibly being Lutheran. FWIW, Walz is ELCA, an extremely left-wing sub-denomination. You may be familiar with the ELCA due to some of their congregations using the “sparkle creed” or hosting drag shows.

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@JDVance That rules, wish I'd been there

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@StarTribune So proud of my neighbors for standing up for our community.

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@Drowlord101 @KaivanShroff She was an extremely prominent state lawmaker, and was speaker of the MN house for six years. She had a long career of public service and did an immense amount of good for the state. He was......a right wing celebrity, I guess?

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@Gebo___ The meltdown about this is wild. I lived close enough to a mosque in Bangkok to hear the call to prayer for two years and it was... nothing? vaguely nice to mark time, if anything.

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@stephennor62042 @WallStreetApes so close! It's actually the Midwest. 😘

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@FlippinLid @WallStreetApes buddy I can hear hymns on the bells from the Lutheran church near my house. The Catholic church a mile away does it too, you can hear it in the little downtown.

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@czar_light @ChuckH14491265 It's fake.

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@GhostOfHolo @Deel_icious @dunebarbie wait why are you so mad? Did she say she thinks people should still do that? literally what are you yelling about

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@Deel_icious @dunebarbie Oh man I forgot about that! Once I hit puberty I sounded exactly like my mom, so I would say it super fast to get to my name or people would jump in after "Hello, Surnames'— " because they thought they were talking to her, and then I had to get myself out of THAT.

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@Lainofwired93 @springbris This is sol de janeiro erasure

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

Many Christians also emphasize a distinction between “legal” and “illegal” immigration to skirt clear scriptural calls to care for immigrants at the exact same time they sponsor missionaries who tell blatant falsehoods on paperwork to enter areas where they are not welcome.

[haunted ice cream wife @fightyoctopus]

@ARenee1971 @deli_cue @joe_rigney are you joking

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Hands up if you had the Covid vaccine and are here to see 2025

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[vo @vanillaopinions]

the children don't know about birtherism