a figment of your imagination

words words words…not woke. very much asleep

[Othell Yarwyck @bigbrovar]

Shout out to Benson Idahosa University. Their official tiktok account just released this.

Nurses can dance and also take care of you. 💉

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

i like as lagos life don open our eyes
bro do you know how many 10 million naira makes 12 billion? or how many 100 million naira makes 12 billion naira???
and one fool made a video saying “fuck your good governance”

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

Let me get this straight;

You are an undocumented factory worker abroad rooting and supporting the present government.

Someone decided that since you love the government so much, she can help you fasten your journey back to Nigeria by whistleblowing on you.

You Nigerians here decided to bully her because of it, forgetting that he has the freedom to support any political party he wants, and she also had freedom to report a crime. 🤷‍♀️

Isn’t it a win win situation?

[ogechi🌸💖 @og3chii_]

you people are so incredibly funny
so you won’t visit a hospital because a student nurse posted a tiktok video with a funny caption
someone in 500 level
do you think they scammed their way there? do you know how many exams they wrote to get there?

[Anambra 1st son @UchePOkoye]

This old woman is starting Tinubu must go protest!

This is the way to go!

[Za! @______novocaine]

una dey see how e hard to spend billions ba

meanwhile 210tn went missing
#operation5bn
#lagoslife

[Vwede @oghenevwedeee]

If you are a Tinubu supporter, I consider you a mad person. You can't be normal.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

hellooo???

maybe you should go and take lessons from Winifred, no be how we dey do for here.

They accused you of bullying someone, and you went ghost, cos you wanted things to die down or what?

[Oz💖 @ADoseOfStella_]

Mind you, you were accused of bullying and strangling someone in secondary school and you think you can ignore the accusations and act like nothing happened 😂

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Lmfaooo stupidest thing I’ve read all week, what is wrong with y’all

Okay let’s work with your premise, was NURTW constitutionally designed to harass, extort, rob & murder Nigerians? Was it designed for election thuggery?

People like you need to go for Naija to work.

[Onwukwe kachi dani @KachiDani]

You just know he has never rushed a family member to LASUTH or any Government hospital before 😂

That shit will reset your brain in few seconds.

Fuck good governance ke😂

No wam

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

I honestly don’t give a flying fuck Mahn, the entire country is going to shit, people can’t afford food, rent or even basic amenities. No light, fuel is 1500, school fees got increased and they introduced nelfund loans.

These are the issues I’m bothered about not all that bs tribe, religion or culture.

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

You’re so right.

That’s why 95% of his cabinets are his fellow tribesmen.

[Lekzy Red @Lekzy_r]

If she no stay gold digger
If she stay ashawo
Una just stupid lmao

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

Bro we don Dey cry for a better Nigeria for years, why na when election period Don dey finally approach all these kind convos Dey come up??😭😭😭

Abeg make all tribes reconcile make we fit save our Nation, I wan enjoy my 20s.

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

I think you’d like to check your mail , there’s a very much undocumented Nigerian working in a construction site illegally 🤍

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

If you’re documented , live in a working country and properly employed ! You know damn well you shouldn’t be online calling women degrading names.

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

Btw, the people coming here to say "Lagos is not a Yoruba land" every election cycle are part of the ethnic divide programme knowingly or unknowingly.

[s ᴡ ᴀ ᴇ . @swae_404]

tears.
them dey vex say e no put "location".

It's never been more over.

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Last month, we did a whole 10 days without light, new month and we’ve done 24hrs already.

You are here fighting about language.

There’s only one language here and it is horrible governance.