emmy g

editor. on a lifelong search for the perfect backpack.

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

[emmy g @fignewties]

they’re arresting women for being funny now

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A woman who was arrested for posting a Game of Thrones GIF on a city councilman's Facebook page is suing the city

Kathleen Tierney says the arrest led to the loss of her $121,000 job after the GIF was treated as a possible threat

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

If it works, it works! (it didn't work)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘WIDOW'S BAY’ has been nominated for 19 Emmys.

• Best Comedy Series
• Best Lead Actor (Matthew Rhys)
• Best Supporting Actor (Stephen Root)
• Best Supporting Actress x2 (Kate O'Flynn & Dale Dickey)
• Best Guest Actor (Hamish Linklater)
• Best Guest Actress (Betty Gilpin)
• Best Comedy Writing
• Best Comedy Casting
• Best Comedy Directing
• Best Comedy Editing x3
• Best Music Composition
• Best Music Supervision
• Best Sound Editing
• Best Sound Mixing
• Best Production Design
• Best Comedy Cinematography

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

we got a 360 camera for ghost hunting and the best thing we've gotten on it so far is a 20 minute video of shane about to shit himself during an interview

[laur 🐏 @ramqiu]

grace kick rocky ball. grace kick rocky ball like earth football. ohh. ohhhhhh. grace go to jail. grace go to jail for one thousand years

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

the beautiful thing about JACKASS is that it takes man’s inherent destructive nature and turns it inward in a defiant act of joy, as though Johnny Knoxville would kill himself a thousand times over before harming another living thing

[emmy g @fignewties]

it’s actually really easy to find a needle in a haystack. just jump in and flail around until you go OUCH! there’s the needle

[Kathryn Gimborys @kathryngimborys]

not to add to the discourse, but i think we’re leaving out an important component of the male loneliness conversation: the men have GOT to sort out the snoring!!!!

[emmy g @fignewties]

obsessed with the emerging narrative that tom cruise lives for grooming his female costars into capable stuntwomen

[People @people]

Millie Bobby Brown Says She's Flown 'Dear Friend' Tom Cruise's Helicopter: 'He's Trying to Get Me to Somehow Fly a Plane' https://t.co/9eGIsVKIU0

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

you have absolutely missed on opportunities because you have a reputation of being constantly late

[emmy g @fignewties]

I’ve never seen a Godzilla movie and I didn’t know that a central piece of the world building is that everyone just already knows about Godzilla. They’re like “yeah he’s out there and he’s a real fuckin problem”

[emmy g @fignewties]

trying to watch Godzilla Minus One for the first time and Netflix automatically had me on an English dub #unfamiliarwithmygame

[emmy g @fignewties]

@CarbonHelium Neon Demon?

[Burning Bawoo @BabyBawoo]

The artstyle replacement is actually so unfortunate, Denise Brukus art is insanely beautiful.

Things aren't getting worse just bc were old n grumpy, theyre actually downgrading things and its horrible.

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it:
(1) the Spanish way
(2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before
(3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha

[emmy g @fignewties]

idiotic to believe that these trite symbolic victories are worth anything. “hahaha we made him look stupid” he literally does not care. making yourselves feel intellectual and superior to the world’s #1 moron is worth nothing as far as real resistance is concerned. DO SOMETHING.

[Euan MacDonald @Euan_MacDonald]

French President Emmanuel Macron pulls off what could be the greatest diplomatic troll of all time by getting Trump to sign the "$300 Billion US Surrender to Iran" deal in... Versailles. The ignoramus Trump will have been clueless as to the historical significance of the location

[ToothyBj @toothybj]

Nonchalant

[emmy g @fignewties]

@Infestissumamx I use loops for sleep, but Earasers have never done me wrong w/ live music. I’ve repurchased them multiple times (bad at putting them back in their keychain holder lol)

[jesse @darthgordita]

just watched the game and this is the most insane punchline for a 2 hour movie to build up to