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http://t.co/PWky7mEaqe The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything.

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http://t.co/nEGFluJHHw She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental.

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I will never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot. (8th grade history class) http://t.co/Y6UM39ibO7

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http://t.co/SD2F8erK67 Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair in your food for a couple of weeks.

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Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/6ZroG9MtR9

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If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/FZwiDtmF2Q

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http://t.co/zjG9sbyWtr I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/EnjMVZL7cW

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http://t.co/hjSMywB8U3 It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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http://t.co/5bilsYTSZS "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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http://t.co/yWYGn2zc50 How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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I know how to get on a flight. Thank you boarding school. http://t.co/iEmIBgaf

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Does the Five Second Rule apply to gravy? http://t.co/rd5m3yLt

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http://t.co/tBijNa8M It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired.

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"Now, tilt your head and give me total scumbag!" - Realtor headshot photographer http://t.co/6kaxeuAM