Ryan Figueroa

Sexiest Man Alive

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http://t.co/BzJTDmqR7X

DO IT

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Lol

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Clev: I'm never bored because I just look at myself thinking about how beautiful I am. | And if you're not beautiful? Clev: I am!

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http://t.co/KzDZJhvZB9

Anyone on my level??

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@Drake BTW I don't want my previous comment to come off as a f*** you to Jay-Z, it's just that his song randomly popped on after yours

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@Drake

No homo.

Anyway, I really respect your music

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@Drake

http://t.co/GBEaCdyXgN

^That's the link, it wouldn't fit in the other Tweet.

Also, let Jay-Z know if you see him :) <----lolz :P

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@Drake

Hey Drake, I made a dance video to your new song 'Furthest Thing,' and I was wondering if you'd be interested in watching

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Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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Borrrrrrrrrrrrrred

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I'm so fucking awesome

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Hey what's up everyone????

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Me so horney.

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I just really wanna eat some eucalyptus leaves right now....

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I want to do something but tired and need friends. :[[[[

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For some reason I keep getting reminded of past memories of friends from high school. I miss chilling with my old crew(s). #sadface

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I'm about ready to start a business... I can't find a job for shit. Any ideas?

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WATCHING THE VOICE, IT'S PRETTY ENTERTAINING.

#THEVOICE

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