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the quality of my tweets is unpredictable so follow at ur own risk

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@LE0_LMA0 that’s what i was hoping 🥰🥰🥰

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do you think alligators and crocodiles get along? or do they stick up their different-sized noses at each other?

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twerking to rage against the machine

[rosie @crookedcourses]

acetaminopheminenomenon

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@nathan_savoy @DocStrangelove2

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combos are dog treats for people

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is sending a big hug to Mr. @Usher! ❤️

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not The Dictionary referencing beyoncé’s upcoming album

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Texas Hold’em | noun | poker in which each player is dealt two cards facedown and all players share five cards dealt faceup

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@awonderland for reference ~

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

DJ @SteveAoki remixed our theme song for the Super Bowl, and it is 🔥🔥🔥

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@awonderland the Steve Aoki remix of the nfl theme song is a banger and i want MORE

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

H.E.R. ATE THAT UP !!!!! https://t.co/Uz9iO3nMfi

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

SpongeBob performs the full version of ‘Sweet Victory’ at the #SuperBowl

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@LE0_LMA0 they are SO!!! good!!!!!

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@MissThrilla cuz it is 😤

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wayne brady should be way more famous

[♆ @planetmari_]

if I become avoidant with anxious people and become anxious with avoidant people lol does that make me a switch?

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obsessed

[Kyle @WordsByKyle]

Megan Thee Stallion at tonight’s CMT Music Awards.