John

Knackered

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@jsmooth995 losing yer virginity?

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@NerdeenKiswani I got one whole second of "Wow! What a finish" and it cut to Jerry bastard Seinfeld's fake fucking head.

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@Ankaman616 You and Jerry fkn Seifeld. I hate sport

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@benjy_613 @OptaJoe @FIFAWorldCup Aye, I worked that out afterwards lol

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@ronaldobrownn_ I hope Kompany is in Christoph Freund's office begging him to pay his wages. Otherwise it's gonny get messy.

Amorim said the club don't want to pay him

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@fuadyabz23 He doesn't start for Portugal mate, sorry. 18 months ago Martinez wudda Fodened him in. Not now

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@Danny_McMoomins "We had no idea"

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@Danny_McMoomins Aye Helly Hanson are oblivious too

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@liamcsc DON'T FUCKING DARE MENTION LOW IQ

You're doing Hasbara FOR FREE!!!

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"Martin O'Neill saves Celtic football club" often quoted - never been more true

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They’d stick a card reader on a fire exit

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@StretfordPaddck @business This is an obvious prefabricated excuse for not spending this summer. I hope yous like Ederson, he's starting.

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@AdamMcKola Jose couldn't have lab-built a more Jose player than Tchouameni. Pity

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@ronaldobrownn_ year left on contract. Barca/Real pay 1/2 that. pants down again

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@DPJHodges

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@thobbsjourno Ruuds Gullit and VanNistelrooy describe themselves as "Typical arrogant Dutchmen" when talking about spats with Shearer and Fergie. I never got it then VVD

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@TerribleMaps TIL Alaska had this wee bit

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@willmenaker They do this with football too. They think engagement no matter how negative is somehow a positive.

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@360fifa @StretfordPaddck