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princesa punkie

[Blair @vanillabun777]

how to find out if you’re an alcoholic or a really fun party girl

[brubru @bruyiii]

hace dos semanas un tipo dijo en tv que una nena que fue descuartizada se notaba q no era virgen por como caminaba y no echaron a nadie ni escuché ningún varón indignado en fin

[Bjorn @steakeggsmilk]

You are not a “sensitive young man”. You are a pussy and a FAGGOT.

[valun’t @valugimenezzz]

Vieron que para estas “animarse” siempre es prostituirse, nunca anotarse en ingeniería en sistemas

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[hunter @3gpmh]

dating is a lot of work just to find someone to watch films with you

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

my attraction to gavin newsom, hunter biden, etc is a purely pavlovian response. i am conditioned to salivate for that exact type of evil in anticipation of a treat

[૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა @idkvna]

I want a bf but I only want to see him on Sundays or when i’m drunk

[femboy mac macdonald @lilmollzerz]

you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!

[6 @pusy123lol]

Children who used to spin until they were dizzy are now Alcoholics

[Gero @Extradietetico]

la linea indivisible entre estar deprimido y ser cinéfilo

[Sr. Truzó, el lenguaraz @trouzeaux]

Cuando quieren pasar por intelectual su pesimismo estructural (de la cultura, del tiempo en el que viven, de su vida) y lo que tienen en realidad es depresión

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

como q no te sabes la historia con mi ex del 2022? si eso es cultura general bro

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

any man who calls himself a “lover boy” is going to show you something very sinister and evil

[Male Central @TheMale_Central]

Need Hunter Biden in a Lana del Rey coded way

[Courtney | a prime example of social decay @televisualities]

There is no benefit to being a conservative woman. It will not protect you from misogynist men. They will still abuse you and all the same people you laughed at other victims with will now be laughing at you.

[🧁🤎 @freakyapplejuic]

#blackpill I don’t think most women actually have maternal instincts. I believe for most women it’s socialization and a performance. You can see it in how they interact with their children, specifically with their daughters.

[apofenia @vxnusina]

dios quiero volver a sentir lo que era estar enamorada a los veinte, conocer capital de su mano, buscar el plan más barato y berreta con tal de rascar un par de horas juntos etc etc etc