Spritz Fringmeier

Wife. Mommy. Dragonborn.⚔️🛡️✝️

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

Kinda reminded me of bacon tbh

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Miss Uganda wore a dress representing the 7 surgical layers of a C-section, honoring the strength and beauty of motherhood

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

The lighting is got awful, but I genuinely think I could make this work. I usually hate open for plans, but this is like a blank canvas, honestly

[Lusca Fusca @luscafusca150]

realmente não sabemos o que rola na casa dos outros né

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

I would like to add this book was given to me LMFAO I would never buy something so vapid and shallow for my son to read

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

This book doesn’t get enough hate in my opinion

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

One of my bucket list items is to go to a extremely extremely old pub in either Ireland or Scotland…drink about 7 pints and then go back to a small cottage we’re staying in and make out with my husband by a fire

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

It’s carpet too!! Why am I being so heavily tested this week oh my God

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

Wow, walk into the living room from going to the bathroom and son has his whole wiener out of his diaper pissing all over the floor my God it’s been a long week.

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

She gave me a list of 60 different things. I’m so excited oh my God I love Google Maps.

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

I asked ChatGPT to give me Google Maps coordinates of all the weird shipwrecks, formations, anything strange you can actually see from Google maps. It’s going to be my bedtime rabbit hole tonight and I’m so excited.

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

Damn . Bologna sandwich wound snack rn ngl

Im a processed meat stan unfortunately lol so good

[Bert Shiesty @cirocobama69]

“We have 36 local IPA’s on tap”
“Ya nice gimme a miller lite and a bologna sandwich”

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

I want to use a tanning bed just once omg I bet it feels amazing

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

But he is on the up and up so maybe we can swim in our pool today idk

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

I feel like a bad mommy bc both my son and I have been sick and the TV has been on 24/7 the past few days:(
I just don’t have the energy.

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

Out of calories for the day and have zero self control so 8pm bedtime it is :(

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

@AuraBeetle All I do is talk to text lol I dint even have the time to proofread most of the time 🤣 I just be sending

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

Calorie deficit got me making three different dinners for my whole family LMFAO I can’t wait till I’m skinny again

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

@magdalenacals I knew a nurse who was stealing propofol from her job ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

Son still hasn’t eaten a full meal but good thing I’m still breast-feeding

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

OK, we’re gonna do a little more porch pool time and then I honestly think we are gonna watch the Little vampire, maybe even an episode or two of the Teletubbies, and just coast until bedtime mommy is so tired and I don’t have the energy to entertain.😣🥺

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

This is the first time in four days He has slept more than 30 minutes at a time and I hope we’re turning a new leaf.

[Spritz Fringmeier @fiireliight]

Son took a 2 1/2 hour nap and is acting a lot happier, still not 100% but I’m giving him some porch pool time because there’s no better cure than sunshine and fresh air in my opinion