Variegated Unicorn

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[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

Wild realization:

Maybe I am who/what I am right now because I lost my guardian Angel too early… and now I’m just… wandering. Fleeting. 🫂

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

Mag rarant sana ako sa Threads kaso nakafollow pala yung nanay ko dun hahaha pukingina

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

Also hi. I’m back. I need an outlet for these thoughts lmao

[Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov]

We employ humpback whales for border enforcement.

[Tatjana Batibalavu @madamxhi]

@romeofiji We usually spontaneously go skinny deeping around the nasese area past the police post after 1am

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

Walang tulips so lips to lips na lang daw. Aw. #VDay2025

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

Stop allocating energy for people who don’t even give you half of theirs. #notetoself

[westerosies @westerosies]

Donald Trump announces Lord Varys will lead the Department of Whispers.

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA ATEEEEE

[ALTbatR0SE @jaymazingwalk]

May aabangan na ako sa susunod na hearing. Hindi ako ma boring nito.

I lab u, ghourl. Ikaw ang representative ko dyan. Fan mo na po ako 💖💖💖

https://t.co/3GTo6oPNu0

[ALTbatR0SE @jaymazingwalk]

May aabangan na ako sa susunod na hearing. Hindi ako ma boring nito.

I lab u, ghourl. Ikaw ang representative ko dyan. Fan mo na po ako 💖💖💖

https://t.co/3GTo6oPNu0

[walking flex @klovoxoo]

there is no such thing as casual sex, nothing about sex is casual.
you are inserting yourself into someone else. someone explain wtf is casual about that?

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

That’s Fiji Rugby to you yessir

[The Rugby Paper @TheRugbyPaper]

🧵 The BEST moments from the weekend’s #AutumnNationsSeries action!

1. Josua Tuisova palming Tomos Williams, like it’s absolutely nothing…

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

Omggg

[#ResistTheOccupation🇵🇸 @KungKungMike]

Ben’s Kitchen $25 buffet on Thursdays is under advertised. It was the shiznit. #ChowMadaga🤤

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

Blade from Nasinu 😭

[DILF Smasher @NikhilNair2710]

Why did they film him like some kind of Bollywood hero help-

[✴️ marts ✴️ @martspng]

so was anyone gonna tell me filipino analog horror now exists or

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

Lord jusko kelangan po ba matatapos tong regla na to pagod na po acouh

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

This coulda been me and u but u play too much HAHAHAHA

[etu @etuszn]

I think Josh Tatofi chooses to sit to create an atmosphere. I know he’s a performer who can work a stage, but commanding a stage the way big bruh feej does from center stage isn’t easy, and it almost demands communal singing and that feels intentional + definitely creates a vibe.

[Variegated Unicorn @fijip1nay]

Kapuya na maging Tekken girlie oy, pwede pa try naman maging Disney princess?