Rick Fike

Make sure to check out my new eBook, “How to Win Fights and Influence Puppies.” Link in bio.

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Who is having a better night than Kadarius Toney?

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@GolfWRX Having to play from divots in the fairway.

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@AdamSchefter @coltsmilitia_ He’s like if Ted Lasso was a shitty character.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Right now the FBI is Googling how to get ketchup off sensitive documents.

[Cincinnati Bengals Time @BengalsTime]

Baker Mayfield right now after the #browns text him at start of season

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

“I think what you’ll discover is that we have so much more in common than not”

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@jimmykimmel Meat will kill you try freebasing impossible burgers

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

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At least David Schoen is a grown up. And I know that because he keeps YELLING AT ME.

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As soon as Bruce Castor finishes babbling, the only appropriate response is: “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

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Nobody stopped boomers from “investing” in Beanie Babies and Longaberger Baskets. Why is this different? #gamestop #robinhood

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@kpalinsky Kid. That’s real, kid. The darkness never goes away we just get older and lonelier and more comfortable with it. I hope you’re great, out there staring off into the distance.

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Thank you for your leadership in this trying time. What do you suggest for a self-employed person, such as a contractor or trades worker - who has plenty of work available but chooses to stay home for safety - but is not eligible for Ohio unemployment? #AskGovDeWine

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@FieldYates @MikeClayNFL Nobody in the universe seems to rank Buffalo DST #1 this week, but the whole ESPN crew does. WHAT SECRETS DO YOU HAVE?

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.

[NPR Music @nprmusic]

Hear it now: In reimagining the Highwaymen's outlaw "Highwayman" track, @TheHighwomen become revolutionaries, complete with an assist from Yola and Sheryl Crow. https://t.co/DVwOWfX1Se

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@ohboyrecords @JasonIsbell I know @JohnPrineMusic didn’t write this tweet, but I like to imagine he did. And I definitely read it in his voice.

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@dupweeeee https://t.co/hFAkX7p1Y0

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Great interview, @ClareAliceRoth

[Clare Roth @ClareAliceRoth]

.@NinaWest has her own street, @jenisicecreams flavor, and title of Miss Congeniality on @RuPaulsDragRace. But leading the Columbus Pride Parade bests them all. Listen to my interview here: https://t.co/4Z3KTcWzeI

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@DrewFromTV @Raptors @cavs Was hoping for a bit more “yes, and...”

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If you think about it, a win for the @Raptors is still a win for the @cavs since @DrewFromTV is their head coach.