Alex ⟬⟭

still pretending this account ain’t entirely consumed by BTS 🤷🏼‍♀️💜| if ur reading this & u kno me irl🏃‍♀️|🐯🐰🐣🐭🦄🐨🐹| 🎙LY Chi D1💗| 🎙SY Chi D1❤️| ⟭⟬

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

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[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

Who got an Apple TV subscription I can borrow

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

It’s been two years but I keep wondering how I’m alive @elkay_skrt

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

My boyfriend is 100% a serial killer send help

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

#StarWarsTheHighRepublic #avarkriss leave my girlfriend alone sweaty bois. Don’t get me wrong it’s great art but AVAR WOULD N E V E R

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

Tbh ur just speeding up the inevitable. one day he’s gonna be playing Lola in Kinky boots and ur gonna be sitting there thinking “I can’t believe his professors did this to him” but it was all you Caroll. It was allllll you.

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

not saying theater makes you gay by default but ur son is gonna learn real quick if it’s a yes or a no when you suddenly surround him with a bunch of talented and outgoing individuals who might be perceived as very attractive. And also dance belts 🤷‍♀️

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

not saying theater makes you gay by default but ur son is gonna learn real quick if it’s a yes or a no when you suddenly surround him with a bunch of talented and outgoing individuals who might be perceived as very attractive. And also dance belts 🤷‍♀️

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

Sure it’s professors “indoctrinating” your kids to be gay & it’s definitely got nothing to do with the Christian youth theater troupe you put little Bradley through for five years bc you thought he’d be a cute Newsie. Ok Caroll 🙄 god ain’t the only thing he got on his knees for

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

Sure it’s professors “indoctrinating” your kids to be gay & it’s definitely got nothing to do with the Christian youth theater troupe you put little Bradley through for five years bc you thought he’d be a cute Newsie. Ok Caroll 🙄 god ain’t the only thing he got on his knees for

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

something unthinkable has happened. one of the dinosaurs got out

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

We’re going on tour! Bringing dinosaurs to every major city

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

can’t stop making dinosaurs

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

@eloeb14 That’s perfect for me 👍🏼 glad we could work it out 😘

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

@eloeb14 LMAO LEMME JUST BOOK MY FLIGHT TO CRASH YOUR HONEYMOON

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

@eloeb14 BIIIIIITCH TAKE ME WITH I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE AMALFI COAST

[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

If you hear distant siren noises outside rn don’t be alarmed that’s just me SCREAMING FROM THE ROOFTOPS BECAUSE MY TWO FAVORITE GROUPS ARE DOING A COLLAB 💕🥰😭✨#ColdplayXBTS

[Coldplay @coldplay]

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[Alex ⟬⟭ @fikkifini]

@eloeb14 WHEREEEEE

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

We don’t have orcas here. That would be fucked up

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

GET VACCINATED YOU STUPID FUCKS or we'll have our Dinosaurs bite off your little balls