Liam sucks a lot

yikes

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I wish going out in public came w a fuck u staring at button

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y does the new Aang make me so mad every time bro speaks

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today yrs old when I learned young dolphs full name was Adolph hmm

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yo I get that you like “have a British accent” but just don’t do that shit in front of my kids plz

[Liam sucks a lot @filetmanion]

It smells like weed the mf second you drive into nyc

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in Boston for nye and the dj is wearing a mf vineyard vines collared shirt

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petition to ban whatever Temu is from online advertising shit so annoying Fr

[Liam sucks a lot @filetmanion]

Yo how do u eat a muffin do it doesn’t crumble and get everywhere

[Liam sucks a lot @filetmanion]

@JewishLizard Gotta get u a work phone bro

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listening to that dude from the talking heads sing actually feels like someone is sticking needles in my ears idk how they’re famous Fr

[Liam sucks a lot @filetmanion]

@caroline_parke how have I never thought of this

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how to be an asshole (5 step process)

1. Ask me where I went to college

2. When I respond “vassar” tell me, they allow men there now??

3. Ask me what I studied

4. When I respond “political science and psychology” tell me, “oh so useless degrees”

5. Wish me “good luck”

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@caroline_parke Literally how

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@JewishLizard Yes they r real

[Liam sucks a lot @filetmanion]

@JewishLizard mr handsome

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accidentally got the charged lemonade @ Panera and I am juiced off my mf ass rn

[Liam sucks a lot @filetmanion]

tbh heaven for me would just be walking around a Home Depot for eternity

[Liam sucks a lot @filetmanion]

*waking up from a cold sweat realizing I’ve been tweeting about New Jersey drivers again*

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New Jersey drivers I hope y’all are doing immeasurably good things with the time you save risking ppls lives on the road 🚗