Chip “IPA & RPO” Kelly

Proud American 🇺🇸 🦅 Cold beer in hand 🍻playbook in the other. I run a no-huddle, up-tempo offense that doesn’t believe in participation trophies.

[Chip “IPA & RPO” Kelly @filetofish7768]

Decided to live in an old house my senior year. Had to fill up 2 gallons of water to flush my shit #fridays

[Chip “IPA & RPO” Kelly @filetofish7768]

Happy Thursday. Let’s have a night

[Chip “IPA & RPO” Kelly @filetofish7768]

Bravo six, going ferd

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Bears fans trying to talk ball. Stick to deep dish #thenorth

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Happy Sunday

[Chip “IPA & RPO” Kelly @filetofish7768]

Rough week 1 for Drew Mestemaker but he is the truth #ball

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Nobody wants to go to the game and watch the season opener. #gay

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Happy Saturday

[Chip “IPA & RPO” Kelly @filetofish7768]

Just saw my roommate eat the string cheese and not string the cheese #libtard #drakemayesucks

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Josh hader in the ballgame. Who remembers his tweets? #ido #remember

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Left after the pregame #washed #LiberalNews

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I’m one of these guys ever since Elon deleted my account #benjaminnetanyahu

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ChatGPT thanks for doing my syllabus quiz #theatre100

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Just drove to get a haircut instead of walking 10 minutes #ballgame

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Sick and a sore throat. Missing senior year bar crawl #autism

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I don’t give a flying fuck that you went to the Rufus concert #fuckyou

[Chip “IPA & RPO” Kelly @filetofish7768]

Chipotle ran out of tortillas. Looks like a good excuse to black and get with a torta #thatsbaseball

[Chip “IPA & RPO” Kelly @filetofish7768]

What happened to free speech? Elon, stop deleting my posts!!