crumpet man’s thinker

merely getting ready to clear my throat

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@ecto_fun maybe I just watched it at the right time but Broadcast Signal Intrusion made me feel queasy. similar to Emma’s rec of Empty Man!

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@volvicstorm98 surely a Boss MT-2 that’s been scuffed to hell

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bad news: she Book my Bloods until I :(

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she Rawhead on my Rex until I

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she Breed my Night until I

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at Midnight she Train my Meat until I

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she Candy my Man until I

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ALMOST TRAFFICKED: Pairing trendy wide bottoms with an Aussie woman surrounded in Paris

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@Brocklesnitch as a fan in equal parts of the original, the madness of the remake and of Bad Stuff in general, would you recommend it?

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@johnvvariety having Chris Cornell in there is fucking rude, his grave is still fresh

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@DanielHood4 incredibly brave

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just blanked on the name of the sled in Citizen Kane and went with “Snowblood.” Very different film.

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@Brocklesnitch @Glinner I wonder why Graham would feel so personally attacked by your article? curious!

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@DanielHood4 I’m infuriated by the post you quoted including the remake of The Grudge. that’s what so many films are like! horror has been forever changed by Japanese horror, and they didn’t have the decency to reference the original

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@TheAlexSylvian @EPM106 WHICH DINER SCENE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

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@TheAlexSylvian @EPM106 which diner scene?

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@harleybaghdad goddamn, take it up with the entire industry since the dawn of time dogg

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how the fuck is anyone watching this? it’s fucking invisible online

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About a Place in the Kinki Region (2025) 🎬 Koji Shiraishi

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that shit sucked

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Lee Cronin’s Mummy might be the worst blockbuster horror of this decade. just tripping over its own shoes at every turn. playing with references to far superior films then pushing them into the mud as though it has something to prove, then just playing fucking tiddlywinks

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I can’t remember the last time I was so desperate for a film to end outside of watching Troy (2004) in cinema and suddenly realising they hadn’t even gotten to the bit with the big fucking wooden horse