bald pinecone

felicity lmao

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

“Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.”
—Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan

[lil aaron @lilaaron911]

wtf bro he was literally just vibing...

[bald pinecone @filihime]

@xo_kyr EXCUSE ME?????

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How They expect you to React When You get an Amber Alert 😂😭😭

[farha @shutyourhell]

just found out I have to talk to a man in order to fall in love . Can’t stop crying

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

This is the most pure and wholesome thing you will read this year.

[bald pinecone @filihime]

@asukatwt I didn’t talk to my mom about my depression until 17-18 after it got significantly better for a little while and then she was like “oh yeah that was normal teenage stuff”. No mom, I wanted to die every day.
Now that it’s back she’s more understanding tho lmao

[𝘬𝘢𝘺𝘢 @spazebootz]

why the fuck does no one talk about the fact that depression and anxiety can give you major memory loss ??

[nathan @thantrog]

being born in ‘96 and ‘97 is weird cuz we aren��t quite millennials but we sure as hell aren’t these wack ass tik toking gen z kids we just kickin back n watchin the show

[dru @prunester]

fresh cut

[sai twice reborn @verdigrisbeep]

winona ryder is for the gays

[Suede @obeysyed]

Hear me out, the MOST believable race switch up Disney Princess would be a South Asian Rapunzel.

A girl with magical hair who can’t ever leave the house because her mom won’t allow it and then sneaks out to hang out with a fuck boy? Sounds like a Desi princess to me

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: i fell down rollerblading on a treadmill

police sketch artist: i thought you said you were attacked

me: by my own hubris

[cindi @cindi_teasley]

PSA:

when a girl cries, she’s not crying over what just happened. she’s crying because DreamWorks Studios’ Megamind (2010) may have been the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our generation and it never won an Oscar

[bald pinecone @filihime]

@camden_hess @lovelysaltyjess You just invalidated your entire argument by saying you’ve lived in Utah your whole life :/ Rookie mistake

[bald pinecone @filihime]

@JosephBarnhurst you almost gave me an aneurysm before I read the footnote