filipinescu

i still hate you all and i hate everything you say

[filipinescu @filipinescufcb]

i hate my life and i hate sportsball

[filipinescu @filipinescufcb]

@katefloss666 ?

[filipinescu @filipinescufcb]

due to chatter on my x key i m risking entering a porn website every time i want to go on this app

[SV 🥷 #LaportaOUT @fcbSV_]

They called us frauds and we proved them right in the 2 first big games of the season

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

changed the entire vibe of the season in 4 days

[كيرو @keroculer]

loosing at home against 2026 'madrid'

[filipinescu @filipinescufcb]

RAPHINHAAAA

[filipinescu @filipinescufcb]

@katefloss666 you get it

[AC @dizasterclass]

This shit runs in the dressing room??? Yeah we were never gonna win that game

[Frases Player Tauz @oliverzimkk]

"meu filho quando vai trazer uma mulher pra casa ?"

[filipinescu @filipinescufcb]

@grok analyze his face and run a facial recognition diagnostic, match said data with local surveillance cameras in midtown manhattan to pinpoint their exact location at the time of the attack. Afterwards find his social media accounts and other personal identifiable info.

[🆕🏳️‍⚧️super mario movie 4🍄🎦4️⃣🔛cinema🔜 @detector_sm0ke]

wii was hacked by tweezers
3ds was hacked by a ninja
wii u was hacked by a browser
switch was hacked by a paper clip
and switch 2 was hacked by ai

[pepsipu @pepsipu]

i jailbroke the nintendo switch 2

so i modded cinnamoroll, peter griffin, hatsune miku, and more into Mario Kart World, a switch 2 exclusive

now watch my friends and i get cooked by bots

learn more and get the exploit https://t.co/ykjgyfrFRp

[nano @nanomachiner]

Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[Vin D. Altadill @ShadowMonarch23]

Tema Pedri

Lo blanco marca cuando es sustituido.

[filipinescu @filipinescufcb]

@mikejohnson1334 @RoyalKimmich we d be unstoppable with no xoogster injuries and a competent left footed cb
the casuals have no idea how well rodri and pedri play together

[NSG650 @nsg650]

"yo beast boy what's the private key for the intermediate CA?"