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[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[yous @mjchasee]

nothing more iconic than tom holland performing umbrella

[arent there spooky B!TES songs? @lenasabrewing]

The best trait of humanity is our willingness to, without prior coaching, just act like the muppets are independently sentient entertainment professionals

[Лаура bugsnax 🦠 @ecto_fun]

some girl just told me to join this if twitter dies

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Wild how the most aggressive Christians in this country are insanely pro capitalism while the Bible literally says it’s functionally impossible for rich people to even get to heaven lmao

[Dr. Jeff Amato @ZirconsForever]

A couple of weeks ago we had an icebreaker during my graduate seminar and the question was "What is your irrational fear?" My answer was "hammerhead sharks". And today in class I walked in and saw this:

[Majority Report @majorityfm]

10 year challenge

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Best thing we ever did was give the French Snapchat 🤣
https://t.co/hFCLQ6dwO7

[Aisha Yassin ☭ @mxxntrash]

António Tosta

[leni @babubarfs]

this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

[Bilbia mt engarsada @BilbiaOfissial]

Excelente copiloto 🙏

[Allie @reiley]

Insulin is grown in huge vats by modified bacteria for basically no cost. It was the intention of the people who developed this technique that no one who need it ever be without. It does not have any justification costing any amount of money.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Americans love being like “you had a tough 10 hour shift?? I worked three 16 hours shifts in a row and I’m not complaining!”

All while having no idea that they are, in fact, the victim.

[grovy @grovymango]

he looks like a deep sea creature

[🍿 @GetIntoltYa]

what if this year no one streams the song just to see her reaction

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝚏 𝚈𝚘 𝙿𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚔 @NonchalantLyfe]

@MomentsOfRap Nigga called xxxtentacion “extension” during a tribute 💀💀