sarah

public enemy #1

[Josef @Slither2006]

I think about this at least once a week

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

she's morphing into kristen doute https://t.co/XEP48CdHFz

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

in the corner straight up “losin it" and by “it” , haha, well lets just say... My religion

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

alicent hightower think she yasmin kara-hanani. yasmin kara-hanani think she the vampire armand. the vampire armand think he genghis khan

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i ain't clearing up no rumors unless they say i'm out here eating coleslaw

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

OLYMPIC HOCKEY PLAYER HUSBAND: baby it’s so good to see you again it’s been so long

FUJO WIFE: how was it……

[Wolf man! @ImSmilingRn]

The brita filter has cursed jewels in it that make you hate your roommate

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

my ceiling fan watching me change the bed sheets

[ྐ❤︎ @traumadumpling]

get his ass

[rrudie @_pressuredrop_]

not my circus not my monkeys but i def know summa the clowns

[mr butt iu @iushads]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play .

[Fenty's mom @fentysmom]

HIJAB ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY NOW!!!!

[chelsea @evictionight]

THIS IS MY LAWYER DAWG I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL #BB27

[jay @kendallhosseini]

Belly has chosen Conrad in the Series finale of The Summer I Turned Pretty.

[⁎⁺dephy ✩彡 @sillydeph]

dark humour mfs when you joke about the death of their favorite right wing political commentator instead of the death of some random trans teenager