Phil Ball

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@implausibleblog Allegedly:-
Boris’s half sister,
Also Boris’s stepdaughter
Also Boris may have… ahem…
But there’s a super injunction so we’ll never know…

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@AyoCaesar Totally agree Ash
Nothing justifies the head stomp, it’s the kind of thing that puts people in comas
There’s enough cops to handcuff the guy, he’d already been Tasered FFS
This cop is a psychopath

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@KingBobIIV @AyoCaesar They’d already incapacitated him you complete tool.

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@LCRaion @Keir_Starmer So are you saying that the PM should call for rioting?
Why don’t you go out and riot???

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@KTHopkins Hatie Katie the rapists apologist
You’re irrelevant. shush.

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@GavinWilliamson Who let the Gimp out?

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@trussliz You are proud of all you delivered?
What exactly did you deliver?
Name 1 thing
Pork markets?
Finding the exit?
Are you proud of lasting 44 days?
Are you proud of nearly crashing the economy or putting up everyone’s mortgage payments?
What on earth are you proud of?

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@LozzaFox None of us voted for our last PM, or the one before that

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@IsabelOakeshott Will you be going?
Please go!

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@JamesCleverly I will cherish the moment you lose your job

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@Telegraph Bozzer the clown doesn’t use sunblock because it’s mandatory wokery’

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@ScottishRidire @reformparty_uk Russian money is funding it, just like vote leave

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@Keir_Starmer The cornstarch is as permanent as your commitments to tackle climate change.
IT
WILL
BLOW
AWAY
IN
THE
BREEZE

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@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk People? Yeah the people of the gestapo

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@MarinaHyde Why invent a scenario with Shakespeare and Elizabeth 1st to justify your point? Wierd
Can you not make up a more recent example from, say, less than 400 years ago??
Funny you should mention the Bard,
The RSC dropped BP sponsorship in response to a campaign, and are better off!

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@Youniqueo0o @David_Cameron @Nigel_Farage Yeah I can show you a leader like that, who stood strong against Europe who had a way of delivering strong speeches
But he shot himself in the hitler bunker in 1945.
Some of the attributes that you seem to like in farridge are not things we should encourage

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@David_Cameron You party was funded by his cronies for years

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@David_Cameron Stable door old boy,

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@RishiSunak You may be trying to justify tax cuts with this statement, but coming from an ex chancellor who spunked £14 billion on fraud during the pandemic, with a tax-avoiding wife, it kinda sounds like a confession

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@RishiSunak Sorry to have kept you!
this administration kind of ran on,
Still it’ll be over soo Rish! And you can get your green card and scuttle off to California in your half length trousers