If you want a bowl game to mean something — the game, not the matchup — then you must do one of two things.
1. Play the game in Pasadena so the sun sets in the third quarter.
2. Ritually sacrifice an anthropomorphic breakfast pastry and let the winning team devour the corpse.
Jags adopted the #DUUUVAL but they need to go find some real DTWD hittas to put on the roster. I want dudes that never played football in uniform on the sidelines looking for action.
This is still the #BangEm
@MGUIRY3 He’s an adjudicated rapist, a felon, and the laziest con man who has surrounded himself with yes men all spouting white nationalist ideas with barely coded language. He should have lost to even a rock.
I couldn’t watch the game, but I have a TV channel that was only showing Anthrax videos, so that’s better.
Cheering for this team…is like clapping with one haaayaand