Directors Diary

I am a famous Film Director, I have made many movies for TV and the big screen in Spanish et in English. Now I give my advice to you.

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I have never shot a steamy sex scene. I am writing a steamy sex scene

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Don't ever look an actor in the eye and call them a trumped up cabbage cracked whore monkey. Look at thier shoes.

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@cripesonfriday National Service is a good thing. I did with my country and I fucking fantastico film director. Go figure

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Class is Temporary. I am permanent

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I am heading home to make a giant mash potatoe mountain

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I am in West Virginia shooting a pilot. He was critical of my work to my face in a restraunt. Flys for South western.

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i have trouble over last Tweet. Fear not. I am in love with the woman who can do great things. Just look at mother earth!

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I resistance to women making movies, for two reasons: I prefer the male gender, and I refuse to watch a women made movie because maybe shit

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The term 'giant' is used too often to describe artists. But in the case of Myself, we have one of the rare instances where the term fits.

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"I've never in my life shot at a Burger King, or a guy riding on a pink bicycle, or a house that's kind of very suburbia." Michael Bay 2010

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Why am I in the movies? To hear people say to me "Holy cow, you are a fucking amazing Director man, the greatest in Hollywood" Simple things

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I pitch to make Kings Speech part 2. We'll see.

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Watching yesterday's rushes. They are simply perfect. On set tomorrow I will angrily fire someone for no reason

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I have just asked my agent to fire himself. He agreed.

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@ebertchicago You always hate my Movies! But I never see you in the Directors chair!!

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I am the greatest Film Director in LA. Don't take my word for it. Just ask my great friend Michael Bay

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@thishenryjames What is this Geordie? Is it like gnome?

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This morning I imagined a whole movie in my mind. I will not make this movie. It is just for me.

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I make movies in 3D the whole world adores and yet still they send me this fucking idiotic limo driver. Again I read this tweet out loud!

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For me Directing is not about the money. It is more about the houses and motorbikes and also the women and the holidays and the drugs