Henry

A person. I tweet sporadically. Not worth a follow any more, honestly.

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South Africa accusing you of genocide is a bad look. It's like Israel accusing you of genocide.

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@Herring1967 Probably my least favourite Andrew, and that's a tough category.

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That monologue was bad, but keep in mind the writers only had since September to work on it. #GoldenGlobes

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@bbcdoctorwho Yep, I'm totally looking at the sonic.

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@FrizFrizzle @FrizFrizzle At what point did noted comedy writer and cunt Graham Linehan decide to switch his primary focus from writing beloved sitcoms to being an unhinged internet troll? Because the first one was definitely a better idea.

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What is the biggest discrepancy between how good a food is and how appetising its name sounds? I nominate dumplings.

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@Herring1967 Oh, for fuck's sake! What have the last (checks watch) 20 years (looks at Rich) I mean (looks at self) I mean () FUCK!

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@mattbo_0 It is every day of every year. Every movie is opening against a blonde lead actress.

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Inside you there are two wolves. Sorry, let me start again. The GOOD news is, you ARE pregnant...

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If they were right I'd agree,
but it's them they know, not me

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"I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did." - a bad reporter

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Do you like SISU because he stood his ground against the Nazis, or because he stood his ground?

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@OhLookBirdies The Coronation of King Charles: From the Book of Saw

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I think they made the right choice getting David Mitchell to dub the Archbishop of Canterbury.

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Doesn't he look happy, though?

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@RichNeville "I'm the King. I'm the King. I'm a bright, shiny King."

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I'm pretty sure Charles didn't write any of these.

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@edcumming He is dressed for a funeral, so maybe he has his fingers crossed.

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@RichNeville Were you not paying attention to that completely necessary scene in Rise of Skywalker when a sentient raisin/his ex? finally gave him the medal?

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@PFTompkins King Hat.