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You know most depraved thing you have ever thought of? That is just me warming up

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@HornyCurvyTeen miserable twats, fuck them and their shit opinion

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Of course it helps if you actually know how to drive someone wild, otherwise you will wait forever, guys, pay for it, get better or wank

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Nothing beats taking someone to bed who is aching for your touch, I wouldn't settle for less

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If you feel you need to coerce someone into bed then you haven't seduced them, you have tricked/manipulated them & that's just pathetic

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I think it's fair to say my new sub is pleasing her master, she can have the riding crop instead of the clamps tonight for being a good girl

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Nothing like receiving some filthy pictures taken just for me in work toilets, that girl deserves a treat, a thick, hard, throbbing one

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Long time no use, time to remedy that

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@KateCUK hey there, long time no speak

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Time I made a long overdue return

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Time for a nice warm bath

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Yep, due to a last minute pull out due to sickness (sounded wrong) I have a spare ticket to see Doug stanhope at leicester square tomorrow

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Hmm, It's quite possible I have a spare ticket to see Doug Stanhope tomorrow night in Leicester square

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Been in the office an hour already, not impressed

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@KateCUK @carpetmonster88 *tries to not make a lady gaga mother monster joke*

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@KateCUK if I get a White panel door van then people should worry

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@FatnotThick why thank you lol

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@KateCUK on the up side there is no room for a body with all the other stuff so that's got to be a plus

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@KateCUK and a bag of bubble wrap, it is an incriminating nightmare lol

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@FatnotThick I'm willing to help the ratio, purely for balance of course ;p lol

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Really need to empty the boot of my car, the police would have a field day with the bdsm gear plus camping & DIY stuff in there #sociopath