Alyssa

barely a person

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

My 2017 Beagle has a secret button I just discovered #boop

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@aQueerPlant Maybe it's Maybelline

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

In today's episode of No One Asked, I started a YouTube channel as pointless as the rest of my life. Pls validate me.
https://t.co/EvOA7VykLe

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@CallMeKevin1811 Get bunions

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

This is right up my alley

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@aQueerPlant I sometimes sleep 10 hours. The secret is, that's the *only* thing you do

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@RESPAWNProducts Where's my chair? 😂

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@BioSciRy Me every time I talk, period lol

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@CallMeKevin1811 Second Sight!!! I know you have it Kevin, you're holding out on me. There's so much potential for EVIL!

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@BioSciRy You ever read a tweet and think, "There's a story behind this?" Yup. This one.

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@aQueerPlant So glad I follow a bio major for such amazing knowledge

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@DennysDiner In not in the first 35 in practice but I am in spirit

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@DennysDiner Added on PS4, no ragrets

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@BioSciRy Just get a pair of shutter shades that sync up with the window to block it out

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

Quarantine got me like

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

I'm surprised more people weren't as hung up on this as I was!

[Amber Hope @AmberKinziee]

This motherfucker really talking about his dead husbands BALLS on his FACE at his FUNERAL in front of his MOTHER. He called them his golden nuggets #TigerKing

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

Quarantine tip: screaming, lots of screaming

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

Plus side, gym's empty! @chuzefitness

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@ConanExiles @AndyBenditt I said slaying looks, and I was right

[Alyssa @filthyhobbitse1]

@ConanExiles Slaying looks, that's for sure.