akira curaçao

our conversation was short and sweet

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

@SuperSlotBall @JoelFunkyman I chucked. We’ve all done it!

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

@Johnstarvinegar @itfc_louis2 theyre not pretending

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Reading books is passive, like watching TikTok slop. Lazy and unproductive. Tweeting tweets is active, like being Shakespeare.

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

@nicksaraev you fundamentally misunderstand every aspect of art

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

artaud or smething

[cav empty @cavempty_]

doctor was absolutely bewildered after my checkup. he said since my last visit all my organs have somehow merged into one; i have just one big organ now

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

It has the tone / cadence of something you’d find written on an annoying coworkers coffee mug

[annie @soychotic]

Got 4 chapters into Project Hail Mary and I have to tap out . Whole book is just a really long Reddit post . Anyone have any sci-fi recs that are the complete opposite of this Bazinga! ass novel

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

Americans describing liking a person: imagine a car

[mimitastic @bblmariah]

She’s thinks she’s the first person to use metaphors

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

ted lasso is a show made for the purpose of producing gifs

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

@libby_barts If you don’t understand why it’s inappropriate to bring to a funeral then good luck to you

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

Why can’t I talk in the cinema? Why can’t I wear sparkly antenna to a funeral? Why can’t I take my socks off on the bus? Why can’t I play music out loud in the library? Why can’t I do what I want forever with no one telling me to stop it?

[libby 🌞 @libby_barts]

Maybe I’m too autistic for this discourse but I just don’t understand why you can’t have an iced coffee in a job interview??? Or even a funeral?? It’s a bloody drink, not a bomb. What is the issue? I’m so confused. This is why I hate unspoken societal rules THEY MAKE ZERO SENSE

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

@libby_barts So despise being autistic you can understand social rules. Now extend that principle to engaging in casual behaviour in formal settings

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

@libby_barts The last funeral I went to I was more concerned with my own crippling grief and therefore did not have time to stop for a latte. Maybe you’re just an awful and annoying person who calls it a disability to try and get away with it

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

Got on the last chopper by being a gen z with manners, understanding that other people exist, and foregoing permanent comfort and selfishness for a nice job and salary. Good luck to the rest of you morons and your sippy drinks and treats

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

found usb twitter

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

@sym_biat i guessed your age correctly

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

The mere flavour of the tantalising food entices one to eat it

[Alex Griswold @HashtagGriswold]

The literacy crisis is real. A friend sent me this: this is an essay that successfully got someone admitted to Harvard.

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Oh one more thing: my roommate is Augustus Gloop. Yeah, from that thing with the crazy guy. He’s really chill but obviously don’t bring it up or anything

[暴风巨龙迦拉克隆 @lxing196009]

@hellspatisserie 刻板印象大合集：河南人偷井盖，广东人吃老鼠，东北人吃桌饺，山东人考公，蒙古人住蒙古包骑马上学，新疆人都是卖切糕的，广西人都是精神小伙，云南人喜欢吃菌子当野人，上海北京最喜欢地域歧视，宁夏人都是苦力怕，陕西人会跟凋零骷髅搏斗，山西人每天吃面吃到碳晕睡大觉，四川人都是男同。

[akira curaçao @final_lasso]

You can’t even eat anymore without some loser posting about you.

[sisyphus bar and grill @barsisyphus]

over the course of this 4 hour flight the rather trim person next to me has consumed:
- a cinnamon bun
- two cans of ginger ale
- a bag of doritos
- a bag of peanut M&Ms
- two entire kiwis
- a bag of gardettos
- a protein bar

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

this town is big enough for the both of us. we're friends