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master socialist worker | Free Palestine

[ben @finalbenjamin]

@jzux golden retrievers have no heart. they’ll go home with anybody

[ben @finalbenjamin]

@sandinistaoliva My dad called me “Sacko Cementi” when I was a baby

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

This aged like poop lettuce

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Who you voting for next election the Israel party or the Israel party

[ben @finalbenjamin]

@kayteterry for the boobily inclined

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

Nothing, dude. It turned out that the president was involved in a sex trafficking ring and nobody did anything lol

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Blueberry recall upgraded to FDA's highest risk level, 'reasonable probability of death,' per the DailyMail

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

I love moments like this, or “Israel comes to me in my dreams.” Normal people think this stuff is really weird! It really warms them up to other guy’s cause being like “I don’t like seeing blown up children.”

[ben @finalbenjamin]

USA should be doing the same

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Spain has banned people who served in the IDF from returning to Spain.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell to be a cow swimming with your duck best friend in a beautiful blue pond

[burgaism: the strategy of hypertension @C_hoffmanni]

baby shoes *bang bang* for sale *bang bang* never worn *bang bang*

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

hey @benryanwriter, why did you delete all of your tweets and substack posts about him?

[ben @finalbenjamin]

@kayteterry fellas, is the cure to all the world’s ills an emotional support duck?

[ben @finalbenjamin]

decent palette if I do say so myself

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

Fuck my life. I just bought a $20 burrito and a $12 iced coffee. Now I can never afford a $800,000 house

[Warden of Ultramars Bars 🇮🇪 @ultramarwarden]

Goldeneye N64 still has the best pause music ever.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Hillary Clinton reemerging from obscurity to amplify and validate GOP talking points against populist Dems as America heads into the general election against Trump’s party — what an incredibly on-brand commitment to the bit

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

You can ban THC all you want. Smokers aren't going to start drinking more.

[ben @finalbenjamin]

I work from home when I’m dead too

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Senator Mitch McConnell has said he will now work from home, at least temporarily, per CNBC